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Not an APT. So, if you could be any animal, what would you be? [NM] by elf on 3/28/99 at 3:40:57 AM A Human Being. Am I WYSIWYG or what?! [NM] by Denniz d'Menniz on 3/28/99 at 12:57:23 PM One smart enough to post to a NM thread. [NM] by Einstein on 3/28/99 at 1:04:02 PM Not an answer to an APT. I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish. [NM] by angelfish on 3/28/99 at 2:35:01 PMHoly mackerel, angelfish, I should have guessed you'd be a Mr. Limpet fan. by rbarr on 3/28/99 at 6:22:39 PM My daughter went on a Mr. Limpet kick when she was 5: she watched the video every day that we let her, for about 3 months. Boy, what a weird movie -- I didn't catch any of the undercurrents, so to speak, when I first saw it as a kid. Not the Don Knotts fishy part, but the part with his wife and best friend in Brooklyn. He didn't fall, he was pushed!. Hey little Angelfish! by Goldfish on 3/28/99 at 11:36:59 PM Let me swim along! We could have a whale of a time! Gowann, just for the halibut!! [NM] by !!! on 3/28/99 at 11:39:28 PM Not tonight, I've got a haddock. [NM] by You knew it was coming on 3/29/99 at 1:43:27 AM I've been urchin to post this one! [NM] by Sorry on 3/29/99 at 9:52:47 AM Hey, I flounder! She's over here! [NM] by Fish jokes, awesome. on 3/29/99 at 10:18:43 AM What an Opper-tuna-ty! [NM] by Not as sorry as I am, Sorry on 3/29/99 at 11:43:58 AM Love thine anemones. [NM] by I'm really lichen these posts. angelfish on 3/29/99 at 12:05:00 PM I always knew this BBS smelt [NM] by elf on 3/29/99 at 12:09:00 PM I can't smelt anything. I cod a cold! [NM] by Achoo! Oops. Sorry about that. Gotta tissue? on 3/29/99 at 1:01:34 PM I'm feeling a little eel myself! [NM] by Hmmm. That could be taken another way, too. on 3/29/99 at 1:43:45 PM If I were an oyster, I would sit on the beach all day and say, 'Jinkies! It's neat to be an oyster!" [NM] by Turtlegirl on 3/29/99 at 1:53:56 PM Conch ya sea a sturgeon about that little eel? [NM] by I'm only trying to kelp! on 3/29/99 at 2:34:34 PM What was the porpoise of this thread? [NM] by Stop it! I'm dying here! on 3/29/99 at 3:38:59 PM I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's garden, in the shade [NM] by Lennon/McCartney on 3/29/99 at 4:20:37 PM Hang in there, Stop it!, don't keel over on us now. L/M, I think Octopus's Garden is Ringo's song. [NM] by Good one "...only trying to kelp!" LOL on 3/29/99 at 5:00:05 PM Fish: good for the heart, bad for the sole [NM] by Whome? on 3/29/99 at 5:22:09 PM I'm floundering for a whale of an input. Kelp me out, here. [NM] by elf on 3/29/99 at 5:34:08 PM Would you just clam up, already??? [NM] by ??? on 3/29/99 at 5:36:34 PM Squid pro quo. [NM] by Homer on 3/29/99 at 5:37:38 PM da DAA da Da da DAA [NM] by Shark on 3/29/99 at 5:40:28 PM Salmon Ella tastes just like chicken!! [NM] by DUuh!! on 3/29/99 at 5:43:28 PM *Knock Knock* "Pizza Guy!!" [NM] by SNL Shark on 3/29/99 at 6:01:51 PM Fine! My lips are sealed! [NM] by Atlantis Morissette on 3/29/99 at 6:04:57 PM What kind of noise annoys an oyster, Turtlegirl? by Tiger Tom on 3/29/99 at 7:05:46 PM I'll provide the answer later, if anyone really gives a d*mn. It seems like only yesterday my son was just a little shrimp by Really fishing for this one on 3/29/99 at 7:44:23 PM but this year he's going to the junior prawn. quit your carping , you large mouth bass [NM] by !!! on 3/29/99 at 9:01:18 PM People pult their sole in this!!! [NM] by Turbot charged on 3/29/99 at 9:09:29 PM Just trying to skate through [NM] by Rayfish on 3/29/99 at 9:13:09 PM Just trying to skate through [NM] by Whiting on 3/29/99 at 9:14:40 PM Take your black bass to R&R!!! [NM] by Whiting on 3/29/99 at 9:16:09 PM Death to dogfish!!! [NM] by catfish on 3/29/99 at 9:17:59 PM If you knew shushi like i know shushi, oy, oy, oy what a goyl!! [NM] by gefiltefish on 3/29/99 at 9:19:46 PM Oh, pick me!! Pick me!! [NM] by Crab on 3/29/99 at 9:25:33 PM Mullet over, picker [NM] by shrimpy urchin on 3/29/99 at 9:27:43 PM Catfish forever! Support American Agribusiness. [NM] by CatLady on 3/29/99 at 10:15:37 PM I think it's time to swim with the Dolphins! [NM] by Tuna helper on /29/99 at 10:35:48 PM I'm afraid to post this! [NM] by Chicken of the Sea on 3/29/99 at 10:37:42 PM from my perch, there are plenty of fish in the ocean! [NM] by tuna, threena, fourna on 3/29/99 at 10:40:50 PM This thread is breamin' over! [NM] by A Southerner on 3/29/99 at 11:03:37 PM Sorry Charlie. [NM] by Dead Sea Horse on 3/29/99 at 11:39:47 PM Threads like this really stick in my craw..Dad [NM] by Lobster wanna be on 3/29/99 at 11:50:37 PM Abalone! Left with the mopping up again! [NM] by Sponge on 3/30/99 at 12:11:56 AM Answer to Tiger Tom's question (if anyone gives a damn) by Bicycle Bill on 3/30/99 at 1:02:55 AM What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. Try saying that five times, fast! So, How Do You Tuna Fish? Inquiring Minds Want to Know. [NM] by Star Kist on 3/30/99 at 7:16:06 AM Or would you like to ship over STAR by Faldage on 3/30/99 at 8:14:37 AM Carry pro-pay home in a jar Drive to B School on your own car Or would you rather be a civilian. I got fifty clams dat sez dis thread is on da level, sea? [NM] by Edward G Bobinfish on 3/30/99 at 9:49:49 AM This tutage on tautogs has turned tautologous. And yes, I do give a d*amn. Thanks BB and TT! [NM] by Turtlegirl on 3/30/99 at 11:10:27 AM How does one tuna fish? [NM] by with a skate key on 3/30/99 at 11:37:35 AM Carp diem! [NM] by Oh, who cares. on 3/30/99 at 7:27:05 PM I'll clean your fish if you pay me by scale [NM] by Huck Fin on 3/30/99 at 7:52:28 PM May I be your bouillabaisse? [NM] by Confused Mediterranean fish on 3/31/99 at 8:20:32 AM Or your Cioppino? [NM] by Confused San Francisco fish on 3/31/99 at 8:56:18 AM This was fun! But I guess we're aboat done. [NM] by OK, just one more. on 3/31/99 at 9:04:30 AM All the sharks will follow you if you let me be your chum [NM] by Fish Bait on 3/31/99 at 1:29:52 PM !EEL rof egassem by rrabr on 3/31/99 at 5:38:16 PM So, Lee, do you think this thread rates inclusion in the ark-ives?
rbarr raised the question of whether we should include by Lee on 4/09/99 at 11:31:35 AM the "fish thread" in the archives. Any votes or opinions pro or con?Shur, why not? I gave me a lot of giggles. [NM] by elf on 4/09/99 at 12:24:56 PM For shore! No de-bait about that one. ;-) [NM] by Mary on 4/09/99 at 1:25:13 PM I'd lake to sea it included, too. [NM] by Oh Oh, here we go again. on 4/09/99 at 1:56:49 PM It deserves a star(fish) [NM] by !!! on 4/09/99 at 2:11:18 PM Only if u can deep-six my bilge. [NM] by Joe on 4/09/99 at 2:24:52 PM It was a reel whale of a thread but let's wait & sea how this one floats [NM] by Dead Fish on 4/09/99 at 2:40:36 PM If you do, be sure to include a reference to Kip Adotta's by Not R on 4/09/99 at 2:57:20 PM "Wet Dream," responsible for many punsters' fascination with fish.
It's going to be rough(y) to find better. We'll flounder thru. [NM] by 123 on 4/09/99 at 2:58:06 PM Only anenome would be against it. Keep urchin up, Lee! [NM] by Anne Abelone on 4/09/99 at 6:22:38 PM Why not, if only for the halibut. [NM] by bluefrog on 4/09/99 at 7:34:46 PM C'mon Fish. I don't wanna hang around this thread any longer. [NM] by Barney Miller on 4/10/99 at 2:02:54 AM Okay, it's of-fish-al. I'll add it this weekend. [NM] by Lee on 4/10/99 at 10:48:11 AM Noteworthy Threads
- Cafe Dartre Archives Home Page
- "The Car Talk" Home Page
- The Compleat History of Cafe Dartre
- By "N. G. Neer"
- The Notorious Chicken Thread
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Letters from Santa's Elves
- Audience Response to the Cafe Dartre Awards
- Entertainment Today Covers the Darties!
