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Writer, thinker, sometimes bitch Now working at Scripps Institution of Oceanography in La Jolla, Jennifer stares out at the ocean waves all day and dreams of sailing into the pages of literary history with a ship full of tanned surfers and a one-legged parrot. She is frequently heard mumbling a piratey "Arr, matey!" to no one in particular. Her latest cravings are for donut-sized onion rings, redheads, and a cute 40s-style haircut. Yes she's Asian, but has been given Honorary Caucasian status and has the award to prove it. She likes to remain mysterious, so she doesn't fill in bios very well. Nobody even really knows who the hell she is or what she's doing here. Talia73@hotmail.com |
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Andrea's rather shy about composing a bio. He wanted me to tell you that he's a 27-year old Californian who likes to juggle a caramel colored cat named "6-Toe-Sam," a thick album of USPS mint stamps, and a Stolichnaya bottle. Throw in a couple of naked men in there and look, he's having an orgasm. siddy@prodigy.net |
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Currently living in San Diego and planning to stay there, Chris writes random poetry, prose and other loosely connected sentences as the mood hits him. Known for his sarcasm and frequent bouts of extreme silliness, he also was once a full-time psychic and now suffers from occasional fits of deep insight and epiphany. Currently looking into the bottom of his mug to read the tea-leaves, this nigh 31 year old has earned the title "Obscure Reference Man" for his continued babblings of bygone entertainment. Currently the only being that understands him (well, as long as he feeds her and lets her drink from the bathroom sink, that is) is his cat, Natasha, seen here with him. We don't expect SHE'LL be explaining anything about him anytime soon. sirvaun@hotmail.com |
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Julia Suggs was a freshman at the University of Oklahoma, when a car accident and a bout with mono led her to miss most of the semester. She dropped and is currently waiting for the spring to become a quality member of society again. Until then, she keeps her computer on all the time (as most of the other vagrants). Her time goes to the Three Kingdoms mud, and the TV shows Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If you haven't been scared off yet, give her a chance to by writing juldea@hotmail.com |
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Andrew is a junior at Clemson University in the beautiful (inbred) hills of South Carolina. He is originally from Knoxville, TN and his family now lives in Atlanta. He is an English major at Clemson focusing on British Literature, primarily the Romantics and Victorians. Mr. Jones is a strapping 21 year old that currently sells sports equipment at a local mall. (It's a glamorous life, that of an English Lit major...) When Andrew grows up he hopes to one day become an English professor or teacher and then perhaps go into publishing and writing. (Editor's note: Ah, the idealism of youth. I, too, once shared those dreams. Only to see them dashed by an education system that fails its eager young minds and a publishing industry that is both cruel and unwelcoming. But I'm not bitter, honest.) cjones3@CLEMSON.EDU http://people.clemson.edu/~cjones3/ |
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Happy birthday, Nick just turned 68! Actually, Nick Kobach is an 19 year old college student who, like many his age, vascillates violently between being painfully self-deprecating and obnoxiously egotistical. And yet he claims that he is exceptional only in being unexceptional. His favorite poet is Sylvia Plath, and his favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye. He enjoys smoking cigarettes and feels he WOULDN'T SURVIVE this life without The Smashing Pumpkins, The Doors, The Velvet Underground, Jimi Hendrix, Beck, and The Beatles assailing his ears. He's also a bit melodramatic. nkoba207@uwsp.edu |
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Andrew Wells is a 42 year old expatriate of his homeland of Alabama, which he says he would love were it not for the people living there. A two-time graduate of the University of Alabama in American Studies, Andrew lives in Nashville, Tennessee and works in the communications department of a global insurance brokerage firm. Married and with a five-year old son, Andrew models his life on Cervantes, Chekov and Lao Tzu. He has recently understood the Buddha nature of his dog and found bliss. mailto:andywells2@aol.com |