Okay, for some odd reason, you’ve decided you want to know about me. Hmmm, well. That doesn’t say a lot for your state of mind but don’t worry; it isn’t any fun being sane. Trust me...I tried it and I’m still recovering! The main thing you need to know about me is that I’m a self-confessed chocaholic. Chocolate is sacred. It must be revered, honoured, respected, eaten as frequently as possible and preferably in large amounts. I live in Scotland, UK, where I study for an Honours degree in Conservation Management.

Fave Films: The Princess Bride, Ladyhawke, MIB, Matrix, Event Horizon, The Last Unicorn (innuendo-filled animation). Fave TV: Bagpuss, Babylon 5, Star Trek, Blake's 7, Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Who, The Champions, Randall and Hopkirk deceased. Fave Music: NIN, Die Krupps, Marylin Manson, Inkubus Sukkubus, Medieval Babes, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Depeche Mode, Dead can Dance, All Living Fear, Suspiria, Marionettes, Rammstein, Cat Rapes Dog. Hobbies: Role-playing live and table-top, Fantasy and sci-fi, Making clothes, Gardening, Reading, Baking - not cooking - I tend to set savoury food on fire!! Things That Make Me Happy: Relaxing in bed after a hard day, Eating food I have grown, Milk, My dog, Compliments, Hugs, A clean house, A good book, Friends, A hot bubble bath, Black velvet underwear, The little crinkles round my lover's eyes when he smiles or laughs. Things That Make Me Sad: Not knowing/being able to do something I could learn, Waste, The death of my bird-friend Archer, Non-acceptance, That my dog is now called 'vicious' because ever since some filthy humans beat him up with metal bars he doesn't trust anyone he doesn't know.

Things That Tick Me Off: People who have good lives but want more and so insist on being depressed (idiots). People who think they know everything (egomaniacs). People who do something just to be different or make themselves look good, not because they actually want to (attention-seekers). People who try to convert me to their religion despite numerous attempts to explain that I am perfectly happy the way I am (morons). Spitting. Swearing. People Important To Me: The best parents in the universe Mum and Dad. My best friend Nikki. My dog and now-deceased cat (the memories are enough). My lover (no picture on purpose - he's all mine!)

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