Disclaimer

It's one of those "I'm not a sociopathic nut-case"-type things. No, really, I'm not! (And if you believe that...)

Guild Departments

Reception: Um, d'ya remember that first page?
Guild Rules: You break 'em, we break you.
Guild Armoury: No, you can't use REAL guns, Brian.
Rules Options: You'd never believe what you can do if you replace the water pistopls with...
Current Members: As seen on 'Crimewatch UK'.
Previous Games: As seen on 'Crimewatch UK'.
The Albert: Mines a pint of bitter, cheers.

 Huddersfield Guild of Assassins

The Disclaimer

First off may I just stress the point that we do not actually kill anybody, it's just a game. The rules are quite clear that no-one is to deliberately attempt to harm anyone else.
Secondly members are discouraged from destroying property.
Thirdly as many of the members (including myself) are at university hits are discouraged from taking place in lectures.
Fourthly may I just say that those photos were fabricated, I've never even seen that young lady before (and I'm sure she would have lied about her age anyway), plus I wouldn't even know what to do with a hampster named Timmy, a tub of cheese spread and a roll of duct-tape.
If anyone in the Guild or any organisation does anything even in the slightest bit "dodgy" then may I take this opportunity to say that I had nothing to do with it, despite what numerous eyewittnesses may say to the contrary.

...And Now The Truth : The Claimer

Okay, so there is the occasional "event" which probably shouldn't have happened, such as Will waiting for Becky to get off work and being cautioned by the police (during the first ever game!). Well, it was his own fault for standing in the high street at one in the morning wearing a balaclava and holding a very suspicious-looking package.
Then of course theres the innocent by-standers that get caught-up, but we've yet to really annoy them. Yet.
But all in all we're not too bad a bunch.

(And the video of me, Lex and Cat has been doctored too.)