(7/27/97)

An old lady is sitting on her rocking chair petting her dog puff and POOF! A fairy appears! "I'm your fairy godmother." The fairy says. "I am going to give you three, not two, not four, but three, wishes."
"All right, my first wish is that I were young again..and beautiful." POOF! She is.
"My second wish is that this old house is a mansion and I have a million dollars in the bank." POOF! Done.
"And for wish number three, I wish that my dog puff is the handsomest man in the world and deeply in love with me." POOF! She's in the arms of the most handsome man in the world.
He kisses her and says in a high voice, "Honey, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"


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