A little girl tippy-toed up to her mother and said, "Mommy? Where did I come from?"
The mother was stumped. Six is an awfully young age to learn about sex, but she was a truthfull woman so she started to tell her little darling about the birds and the bees. When she was just in the middle of her story her little sweety started crying. "Why are you crying, is this too much for you to take?"
The little girl said between sobs, "Mommy, all I asked was where I came from. Billy says he's from Vermont!"

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