Joke of the week (//)

Fred was fat. He didn't know what to do untill he saw a sign that said, "Pay $5 lose 5 pounds."
This was too good to be true...at least that was what Fred thought, but when he went into the big building that the sign pointed to, he saw a pretty brunette with a sign around her neck saying, "If you catch me, I'm yours!"
Now, you must understand that Fred was fat, and so he didn't attract any girls. So you can see how horny he would be. He chased that girl and chased her until he was panting and gasping for air.He never caught her, but at the end, he realized that he had, in fact, lost 5 pounds.
The next day he saw a sign that said "Pay $10 lose 10 pounds."
This was too good to be true...at least that was what Fred thought, but when he went into the big building that the sign pointed to, he saw a sexy red head with a sign around her neck saying, "If you catch me, I'm yours!"
Now, you must understand that Fred was still fat, and so he didn't attract any girls. So you can see how horny he would be, and this day he was all the more determined to get some. So he chased and chased her until he was gasping and wheezing for air. He never caught her, but at the end, he realized that he had, in fact, lost 10 pounds.
The next day he saw a sign that said "Pay $15 lose 15 pounds."
This was too good to be true...at least that was what Fred thought, but when he went into the big building that the sign pointed to, he saw a gorgeous blonde with a sign around her neck saying, "If you catch me, I'm yours!"
Now, you must understand that even though Fred had, indeed, lost 15 pounds, he was much too tired to go out and get some. But now he was revved up to go. He chased the blonde all over untill he was wheezing and choking for air. He never caught her, but at the end, he realized that he had, in fact, lost 15 pounds.
The next day he saw a sign that said, (you guessed it!) "Pay $20 lose 20 pounds!"
This was too good to be true...at least that was what Fred thought, but when he went into the big building that the sign pointed to, he saw an enormous gorrilla that had a sign around her neck that said, "If I catch you, YOU'RE MINE!!!"

afterwords: Fred lost 20 pounds before he escaped and he was so buff that all the girls fled to him and he got some. ---I just had to say that. I got sorry for Fred.

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