3 important people

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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.During dinner He told them "I need three important people to send my message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth".

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Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have two really bad news items for you: God really exists Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

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Clinton called an Emergency meeting of Congress and told them, "I have good news and Bad News: The good news is that God really does exist; but the bad news is tomorrow he's destroying the earth".

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Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced "I have two fantastic announcements: I am one of three most important people on earth. The Year 2000 problem is solved."

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