HAIL TO THE CHIEF

As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: "Mr.President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?"

Q : What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?

A: A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns!

Q: Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?

A: the spread eagle

A reporter asked Clinton one day. " Was Monica lying?"

Clinton responded by saying. " No, she was on her knees.

Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am?

A: She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.

Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. None, they are to busy screwing the President.

Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President.

86% said "Not again."

Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defense...

Clinton NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in disposition! He told her to lie in THIS position....

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?

A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?

A: When Hillary is out of town.

Q: What is the difference between Clinton and theTitanic?

A: Only 1000 women went down on the Titanic.

Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?

A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.

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