Johnnie Cochrane's Top 10

From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of the United States vs. William Jefferson Clinton

10. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess

9. The economy's great, let the white boy skate.

8. If the bitch didn't spit, you must aquit.

7. If she is not spread eagle, then its not illegal

6. Lewinsky's a whore, and bill's better than Gore.

5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses

4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personel life

3. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof

2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy

And the number one closing argument by Johnnie Cochrane

1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral.

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