Fitzwilliam Darcy - Personal Ad

Gentleman Seeks Eligible, Accomplished, Lively Lady with Fine Eyes

Likes
Ladies who can paint tables, cover skreens, and net purses. She must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages; and besides all this, she must possess acertain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions. All this she must possess, and to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading.

Dislikes
Disguise of every sort is my abhorrence.

Please direct all contact to Bonham Park, c/o Miss Caroline Bingley, Concerned Friend.

See Darcy.
See Darcy brood.
Brood, Darcy! Brood!
Goooood Darcy.

The Sound of Darcy

The hills are alive
With the sound of Darcy!
With FUP's he has said,
For two hundred years!
A joy fills my heart
When I look at Darcy!
"I shall conquor this!"
Is all I want to hear!"
My heart wants to leap in the lake
Where my Darcy's swum
On the grounds at Pemberley.
My heart starts to beat
Like the Colonel's drum!,
When The Look I do see!
To laugh at the end when we see his teeth;
To sigh when we do not!
To swoon when he speaks;
To POMF when the question he pops!
I go to Darcy
When I need some chocolate!
I go to Darcy
When I need L'Amour!
My heart shall be full
Of the sound of Darcy!
P&P forever more!

FUP = Frequently Used Phrase
POMF = Puddle Of Mush on the Floor
P&P = Pride and Prejudice

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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night - Austen Clue

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Sci-Fi Jane Austen by Anna R.

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