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Every once in a while Gunner Town does receive some hate mail- yeah we know it's hard to believe to but well it happens.

Our first post comes from a manchester united supporter who decided to use his poor grammar skills on our guest book two days after the fa cup disaster.

Man U Fan writes:

Arsenal is the WORST team, what a bunch of crap! MAN U is the best team there
is..Lets see, how come we are first in the Premier!? We just beat you in the match yesterday! Your
just so arogent and egotistical, blind and stupid that you can't relize that WE ARE JUST BETTER
THAN YOU SODS! Plus, we are the richest team in England, have the best players and we just
simply are the BEST TEAM! THANK YOU!

Well my friend you are a tad bit mistaken.  Yes it is a bunch of crap that arsenal are the worst team.  It's understandable that in your first year as an english football spectator you do not realise that arsenal won the double (that means fa cup and premiership) last season.   I forgive you for that.  Best team there is? I dunno since a few of your players are off to sunderland and you will not be able to make any transfers this summer I'd say you aren't that good.  I once recall a team named Rushden and Diamonds who reigned far superior to a team of your calibre (or lack thereof).  Just a tip that involves spelling.  I as a person am Arrogant, Egotistical, Blind and stupid (for the record).  I just proved you wrong once more.  I DO realise that.  You also say that you are from manchester- what manchester native would spell half the words he writes wrong? oh wait he must actually be from manchester.  Next of all, England doesn't consist of too many big name clubs so it really isn't that hard to be the richest team.  And to conclude I must thank you, sir for allowing me to make a complete mockery of you, your intellect and the team you've supported for the past five months.

Next we have a long post from one Phil Jenson right after Man Utd. clinched the league

CCLAREN READY FOR LAST LAP HOME IMPROVEMENT CHANNEL
HOPPING ARSENAL COME UNSTUCK IN LEEDS FULL LIST 16/05 SPURS Who was your
Man Of The Match against Tottenham? Peter Schmeichel David Beckham Paul Scholes Andy Cole
Dwight Yorke Roy Keane Other CHAMPIONS AGAIN! Sunday, May 16, 1999 18:38 The
celebrations on the pitch saw Dwight Yorke and Peter Schmeichel celebrate like never before. For
both players it was a special day. Schmeichel had played his last home match for United, and Yorke
had claimed his first League title. The first of many, no doubt. The party continued into the home
dressing room. Manchester United Radio dodged the flying champagne to get the reactions of the
players as the club claimed their fifth title in seven years, and set up an unprecedented treble. But don't
forget, we're just one win away from a third Double in the 1990's, an equally unprecedented
achievement. How can anyone else claim to be "By far the greatest team the world has ever seen"?
Alex Ferguson was as happy this time as he was in 1993 when the club won the Premiership for the
first time. "What a season!," he beamed, before praising his players. "They’re a great bunch of lads.
Well done! They’ve played with the quality we expect of Manchester United, but most of all they’ve
played with the spirit of Manchester United, that’s the important thing. Now when we go to Barcelona
and Wembley, we’ll enjoy ourselves!" It was a great performance that saw United claim the big prize.
They weren't rewarded with the many goals that their play merited, but David Beckham and Andy
Cole rose to the occasion to score two vital goals that made Arsenal's 1-0 win at home to Aston Villa
irrelevant. Peter Schmeichel bade farewell to Old Trafford as his career takes him overseas. He had
kind words for all the fans who have supported him throughout the last few years. "Can I not speak in
Danish?! I’d just like to say that this has been a special day for me," he smiled. "My last game at the
Theatre of Dreams, and to win the League in my last game here has been fantastic. Thankyou for your
kindness over the last eight years. My family and I have really enjoyed our stay in Manchester.
Manchester United will always be in my blood." "Every time you win a trophy it's a great day. It's a
fantastic thing to win it at Old Trafford. I will treasure this for the rest of my life.But it's just the start.
We will let our hair down tonight, and we'll be back working hard next week. We've got the FA Cup
final next Saturday, and the chance of another Double. This could be the greatest team I've played in,"
said the Great Dane. Spurs gave their all in the match, dispelling rumours that they would roll over to
deny Arsenal another title. United won on merit, and extended their unbeaten run to an amazing 31
matches in all competitions. "I'm delighted with the goal and delighted for the team," said Andy Cole
who grabbed the winning goal. "It's been a hard season, but we're there now. We've worked hard and
to throw it away on the last game would have been disappointing. "It can only get better with me and
Dwight. It's gone from strength to strength, but it will get better. There's more to come, and I'm
working hard," he continued. "Can we do the treble? I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see. You
never know what can happen," he claimed. One down, two to go! Come with us to Wembley and
Barcelona as we follow United's bid for a famous trophy treble. Can we do it? Need you ask?

Well well well, amazing what cut and paste can do now-a-days.   But tell me, does supporting man utd for one month explain your insanity?

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