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Adscam Liberals and the West By The Adscam Liberals are having a three-day meeting out west, Though many of these Liberals should be under house arrest, Because the list of their scandals is very long indeed, As they still tax, travel and spend like mad and pay no heed. They want to stop this western alienation and soon, They know the feelings are bad out west and this is a test balloon, They’re going to make a money announcement of some sort, Use some taxpayers’ money to buy some Tainted blood, fire arms registry, HRDC,and Shawinigate, Adscam deny and lie and scream and still say that they are straight, Bombardier contracts from the Privy Council and no GST, Bought How do we put some of these Adscam Liberals in jail? Evidence piled high and still honesty not allowed to prevail, Have they stopped giving envelopes of money to their friends? The Liberal Party of sleaze chauffeured in a
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Alienated West By The West screamed then that they wanted in, a long time ago, Ignored by all even But now that the alienated West says that they want out, Adscam Liberals can’t understand what this is all about. Gutless indolent Like So the West as you guessed will just have to change and get on stream, Or it’s a new National Energy Program for this team. That western separatism chat should cease and should subside, Or Or appoint another Quebecois to go take a look, And of course the Adscam Liberals say it is not their fault, That they appoint nice people but westerners fail by default, Kiss up to This new Liberal appointee who will represent the Queen.
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am sorry, Alberta By I’m sorry I live in You remember the National Energy Program I’m sure, You’re getting uppity so we’ll do it again to make you poor. Just because the Conservatives threw that program out, You don’t vote properly so there never was much of a doubt, And this time we may throw in a little bit of extortion, Because you’re a small province and rich out of proportion. And Remember we’re the Adscam guys and we never get enough, We need more money for Or maybe to stash some away in some secret foundation. Sorry Because here in We appoint your senators so guess where they all stand? You’ll have to send us billions for all your rich tar sand. There are no referendums, recall or term limits allowed, And you’re way out of proportion; you’re such a small crowd, And feedbacks are forbidden forever by We don’t want any argument so you better agree. Sorry They get special attention and your money if you care to check, And our prime ministers mostly come from over there, So send more money to
By Dear You’re getting too rich and sure of yourself so it’s time to beg, So their new Like the old National Energy Program enforced by It’s really a question about who owns all those tar sands, The appointed Supreme Court could decide who owns these lands, As no one questioned these appointees about their bias, Dressed up like bishops, their decision could be pompous and pious. You should realize of course that this is for your own good, For poorer provinces plus ransom for unilingual In the national scheme of things you’re only a roughneck. You are not bilingual and have no multicultural respect, You’ve acquired an attitude that is far from correct, And the UN Kyoto Agreement will bring you into line, You will not have an option and you can never decline. It’s the smog and the pollution that will be their excuse, They’ll claim it’s the environmental emissions are at fault, Tar sands development engines will have to come to a halt. |
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