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Chapter One: Vomit Smells Like Rancid Milk>
"......Two young people were walking by were here is for
the convention, and saw the condor getting killed. So they asked the poacher,"What's the number for 911?"
"619." said the poacher and the Two people called that number. Unfortunately for the poacher, who thought he
was lying, the phone number had just changed to 619."
Later, so you can see how much it can change in
one chapter.
"So anyways, in Peter's bathroom the toothpaste made up a dance to go with the song "Lady
Marmalade" and the toothpaste committed suicide and then a fat teacher ate all of the chocolate in the world."
"A lot of the people cried 'cuz they will miss chocolate so much. So then they murdered the fat teacher very ruthlessly.
Then Peter farted in first grade and the fat teacher yelled, 'No fluffing! Get out of here you gay, humping freak!'"
The long awaited (or not) cow/grandma part:
"He decided not to use his own buns. Instead he
would go the the bun factory and get buns that were juicier, more plump, and easier to eat.
"On his way to the factory
however, he met up with a defective cow who said, 'I just ate your grandma,' instead of mooing. There were currently 19 people
trying to kill him, but nobody could. So Clyde, being an idiot, decided the buns could wait and he tried to help kill the
cow.
"Suddenly an owl came and asked the cow, 'How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a
tootsie pop?'
"And the cow replied, 'I just ate your grandma.'
"The owl then started to cry and said, 'what
did you do again?'
"The cow replied, 'I just ate your grandma.'
"At this point the owl was bawling and grasped
the cow by his bell and bashed the cows head with a hammer. The cow still repeated this annoying sentence. The owl thought
for a many hours, then an idea popped into his head."
Chapter Two: So Some Thoughts I Have Are That Scissors
Are Nice And All, But You Should Be Careful Because They Can Be Sharp. Also I Just Saw This Picture And It Had Two People
In It And The Guy Was Pretty Hot Looking Yeah So This Isn't Johnny Knoxville So Welcome To Jackass.>
"He
was a giant because he ate even more than Miss Magneralots."
Chapter Three: coming later>>>>
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