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GRADUATE NURSE VS EXPERIENCED NURSE
A graduate nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.

A graduate nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons.

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WHY DO WOMEN MAKE BETTER NURSES THAN MEN?
 
After witnessing a fellow LPN (female) encourage a resident(MALE) how to use his walker by keeping it close to his body and to stand up tall when he walks I had an epiphany ...
 
When she left the resident to continue on his way I posed the above question to her.
 
Her response was that women multitask better.
 
My response was that what I witnessed was what all men know oh so well - from experiencing it whether it first hand be it from a wife, mother, grandmother, aunt etc.
 
Women know the fine art of NAGGING!!! 

SMILE BUT DON'T LAUGH
?CAN YOU DO IT?

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This Ever Happen? - YES!!!!!!
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Ken - Reminder: Keep a Spare Uniform in My Locker

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It's only a two hour drive from 100 Mile House to Kamloops after a twelve hour shift.

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