Two boys go out nut gathering by a grave yard. They fill their buckets and their pockets, so they decide to count them out so they can split them evenly. Their counting sounded like this: "One for me, one for you, one for me..." and so on. While they were counting two of the nuts rolled by the side of the road.
Well it just so happenned that an old woman was listening in great fright. She ran back to her house to tell her husband what she had heard. "Honey! I just heard god and the devil deviding human souls! Come quick! In the grave yard!"
So the husband took his shotgun and followed his wife to the grave yard. They hid behind a car and listened for a while of "One for you, one for me, one for you..." untill they were sleepy. Then something caught their ear. "Okay, that's almost it! Now we just need to get those two nuts by the roadside and we'll be done."

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