On the night of September 23, 2000, Chomper and I hosted a party at her apartment to celebrate getting my belly-button pierced. That was the night we met Nadz.
Nadz is Jarod's girlfriend, and very cool. We all hit it off magically, and when we found out Nadz was planning to move to Springfield for next semester, we asked her if she'd want to be one of our roommates.
This (and lots of alcohol) had the three of us already planning things out. I guess this scared all the guys (i.e. Jarod, Tum- my counterpart, and ManWhore- Chomper's man), and they immediately started to try and break our little planning circle. They referred to us as the Succubae Hive, and minutes later, their coalition M.A.S.H.--Men Against Succubae Hive, was born over shots of Peppermint Schnapps.
The next day, once we finally started recovering (i.e. about 4pm), we were reminded of MASH by ManWhore and their plans to destroy our precious little hive. Of course, we had to combat this. And thus, Chicks Against Men Oppressing Succubae (CAMOS) was christened, with Chomper, Nadz, and I as the founders, and Chomper Junior (Chomper's little sister) was initiated as a Succubae in-training.
That next week, Tum gave Chomper and I our ranks; she as a 1st level general, and I as a 3rd level general. Nadz is yet unranked. The queen succubae is still unknown.