Hello, I am Heywood, 1st level General and Queen Succubae.
I've decided to run for Queen of the Universe, simply because I want to, and when you're a Succubae, that's all the reasoning you need to do anything.
Actually, I have alot of good ideas, and the ambition it takes to actually come through with campaign promises.
Making college free: There are far too many students who should have the opportunity to go to college, but don't have the money to make it. My plan would eliminate this injustice. All funding, salaries and benefits would come directly from the government. However, to ensure that college remains an institution of higher learning and not just a giant black hole students fall into and then never graduate, admissions criteria would be raised, to ensure only people who WANT to be in school are in school. Also, the point that students might slack off and just stick around in college forever has been made. I would address this by putting time caps on degree programs. Students would have between 4-8 years to finish their degree, depending on what field they are pursuing.
Lowering the drinking age to 19: This is simply to satisfy the necessity of the TRUE COLLEGE EXPERIENCE. Make it legal, then they don't have to sneak around.
Fixing traffic problems by means of the Bumper Car Effect: All cars would be built with a large rubber bumper guard circumferencing the automobile. The size, durability and thickness of this tubing will be proportional to that used on amusement park bumper cars. I believe this would lower the amount of damage to cars involved in accidents, lower injuries and severity, and also address the issue of road rage. Pissed at the guy in front of you? Go ahead, ram him! Doesn't that feel better? Now, not only have you destressed, but you've also bumped him forward, causing him to rear end the guy in front of him, and him the woman in front of him, and so on and so on, which also causes a natural progression of cars moving forward, cutting down on commute time.
These are the main ones right now. More to come...