Monday, February 26, 2001: New quotes have been added to the Quotes Page. Check them out here.
Saturday, February 24, 2001: Heywood finally gets some time to work on the web page. The pictures from ManWhore's first sale are up, also, a new feature has been added to the main page. We now have a quotes page, as yet another source of reminiscing over how goofy we all can get. After the strange happenings of the night before, Steve and Heywood have a late night Denny's session (thanks for paying, Steve). Upon returning home, Heywood finds a somewhat stressed Tum sitting in her living room floor. Apparently, Tum did not have a happy night, and tells Heywood about almost getting into a fight. He calms down somewhat after reading the essay (inspired by him) that Heywood wrote earlier in the day, and watching "The Whole Nine Yards". Apparently seeing Amanda Peet naked has this soothing effect on people.
Friday, February 23, 2001: The first party of the weekend, and CAMOS is seriously considering letting Tum become an honorary member. He buys an insane amount of sweets as comfort food for Chomper (who shares with Heywood), veggie Chik Nuggets for the vegan Bandit, and denies his maleness long enough to agree with Chomper's anti-ManWhore rage. He also gets extremely tanked (I hear about 20 shots of rum and peppermint schnapps will do that to you), and dances with Heywood, then teaches Bandit how to punch, and Heywood how to defend herself, followed by a two hour discussion on trust. Private Message to Tum from his favorite disciple: "trust no one." Heywood also receives a Rio 600 mp3 player in the mail, that she won in a contest. Tum, being the ultra-sweet kid he is, is allowed to play with it most of the night.
Thursday, February 22, 2001: The Smile Patrol returns in: Chomper and the Dorky Boyfriend II!!! This time, they bring no monkeys, or mp3s, but 1 out of 3 ain't bad.
Wednesday, February 21, 2001: Tum and Nurge to the rescue again!!! Chomper gets very pissed at her adorable but mentally dysfunctional ManWhore, who asks another girl to his first frat dance, THEN asks Chomper if it's okay. Only a few short dials of the phone away, the "Smile Patrol" arrive with a stuffed monkey for Chomper, mp3s for Heywood, and a pocketful of herbal mood enhancers.
Tuesday, February 20, 2001: Heywood misses classes and work due to the fact that she is huddled in the fetal position in her bed all day. Chomper manages to make it to work and school (because she is 1st level General), but feels just as crappy all day. Tum later explains to them that they wouldn't have gotten sick if they'd eaten something throughout the night (other than Gummi Bears). Heywood's SuperMom calls later in the day and passes along her secret miracle cure: Chicken Soup, saltines, and peppermint tea, which has Heywood back in action in no time.
Monday, February 19, 2001: Chomper and Heywood decide to stay up all night, cracked out on No Doz and "other substances", joined by their partners in crime, Tum and Nurge. Chomper decides to take a nap around 3am, while the other 3 play video games and watch movies 'til 6:30 in the morning. However, due to a strange combination of caffeine, sugar, nicotine and psychotropic substances, both Chomper and Heywood end up VERY sick the next day.
Thursday, February 15, 2001: Heywood purchases her N64 and returns home to find her apartment occupied by anxiously awaiting CAMOS and MASH members. Tum is kind enough to hook the new toy up, and the rest of the night is spent beating the crap out of each other, via Mario Party 3 and Goldeneye.
Wednesday, February 14, 2001: The Editor of this page thoroughly denies any validity of this holiday. However, Chomper and Heywood got all prettied up and went out for dinner at a quaint little Italian place downtown, and toasted, among other things, "stupid boys, boyfriends who have to work on Valentine's Day, and Michael Bolton."
Tuesday, February 13, 2001: Heywood dreads the onset of the coming romantic holiday, having no one to really share it with; she is, however, buying herself a N64 to compensate for the lack of male companionship, and is considering inviting over the other single members of CAMOS and MASH for a Smash Bros. tournament. Tonight, ManWhore sells out: he will be getting pinned as an AKL. Chomper is not necessarily pleased that she's partnered with a now-frat boy, but is willing to put up with it.
Sunday, February 11, 2001: Heywood and Chomper buy Tum a baby bottle of rum; Tum announces that if he keeps receiving such treatment, he may cross over to our side. We pointed out the obvious drawback of him having a penis and being of the wrong gender, but he showed a persistence of at least being able to be a MASH covert spy. We shall allow this, despite the sincere LACK of need to spy on them--he's cute, so we like to keep him around.
Tuesday, February 6, 2001: I apologize for the huge gap in time since my last entry. Things have been very hectic around here. School started, Nurge, Tum, Heywood and Johnnie got harrassed by a cop, and lots o' other fun stuff. Tum, ManWhore, and Nadz got jobs as slaves for Satan...more commonly known as Telemarketers. ManWhore got his first sale today, and we all celebrated by getting drunk and goofy at The Hive. Pictures coming soon. The past Friday, Heywood and Nurge got ill off of Jose-brand margaritas (I think it was that last round of Mega-Mix Margaritas made by Tum that did it), though Heywood was definitely the sicker of the two. Thursday, January 11, 2001: Thank you to Lynne for pointing out our oversight. Yes, "Thelma and Louise" should definitely be on the Must-See Movie List...and now it is.
Tuesday, January 9, 2001: CAMOS welcomes its newest member Jen Barron, code name Scrubbrush! Chomper outsmarts the pawnstore fikklebitch and solicits money from the WalMart wench. This is why she is the leader.
Monday, January 8, 2001: Soon-to-be Succubae Hannah steals a little South African of Indian origin's virginity. Poor Honeywell plays witness from two inches away, not out of choice. QUOTE: "You should have seen the joy in his face. I was 'I'm getting laid in America' incarnate" END QUOTE. Honeywell puts Slavic walking hormone in his place...on the couch...with a bad case of blue balls...after thoroughly tormenting him.
Saturday, January 6, 2001: Honeywell dyes her hair blonde, so now her name truly fits.
Monday, January 1, 2001: Happy New Year!!! Heywood is yet again accosted, this time by a lonely, melancholy friend of ManWhore's who likes to cuddle. Heywood uses her amazing telepathic psionic powers to keep him on his side of the bed. Chomper falls under the powers of the Alki/Bud demon, but Heywood fends off their slumber by pelting Chomper in the head with Jolly Ranchers for half an hour. Chomper and Heywood have a conflict with the evil BestWesternFrontDeskBitch, but triumph (as usual), and.....Heywood steals her pen.
Monday, December 25, 2000: Merry Chistmas to all CAMOS members! Tonight, Tara received her official CAMOS code name: Honeywell. Heywood gets accosted by a married man, but Chomper steals a reindeer from him as retribution.
Sunday, December 17, 2000: QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I am a big strong fish. I am a TUNA!" --Chomper, describing her "anti-weakness" as a Pisces. Also, Humper receives (yet another) nickname, this time from Queen Chomper herself--"Heywood". Anyone who wants an explanation can ask Heywood or Chomper. And--Chomper sets a new sneezing record: 13!!!
Wednesday, December 13: The worst snowstorm to ever hit Springfield strikes today. Humper's car in buried in a snowdrift, and Chomper gets stuck in her driveway twice. She is saved by the Adonis (he's very handy to have around).
Monday, December 11: If you ever wanted to know how to create an awkward situation or intimidate a bunch of MASHers, here's your first insight--it's called a buff tan guy with a tattoo of a dragon on his chest. Rippling muscles and charming good looks help too. The MASHers will retreat and cower in a corner, trying to make idle chit-chat amongst themselves, while all the females present swarm to the Adonis. It's pretty funny. I highly recommend you try it. If you can't find the Adonis, we have one to rent out. For two weeks only, email us and you can borrow ours for a night. $25 a night for outsiders, free for any CAMOS members. And who said our organization didn't have any perks???
Sunday, December 10: Humper gets her new computer so she can work even faster on the webpage (and can download songs off Napster to listen to while she does it)!!!
Monday, December 4: WE WIN!!!!!!!!!! Today, it was discovered that MASH has apparently dissolved, the members have, in the words of Tum, all drifted in different directions. Jarod has his Greek thing, Chomper and ManWhore are practically like a married couple, Nurge is all guru-ed out (whatever that means), and Tum, well, Tum still likes to argue, and that's about it. CAMOS has conquered MASH!!!! This calls for a huge celebration. Props go out to all my fellow Succubae--you guys rock!!! In the immortal words of Queen, "We are the Champions!" Now, we must move on to bigger and better things (though we'll still hang out with our beloved and adorable MASH boys--because they're simply irreplaceable)...."First MASH, then the World!" Also on this day, Humper receives a nice, sweet little pet/nick name from Nurge--"Festerball Shackelford". He says I was festering on his bed. It was really just a coughing fit. Tum shortened this to "Fester", but for all those concerned, I think I'll just stick with "Humper".
Wednesday, November 29: Huge props to Nurge, the now-coolest man in MASH, for letting me borrow his copy of MS FrontPage, so now I can make the website even more kick-ass. 17 days 'til Courtesan, our London CAMOS correspondant, returns to the States. And still waiting to hear back from the new three webrings. Also, please check out Camel Kash, the official drinking game of CAMOS and MASH.
Tuesday, November 28: Applied to three new webrings (you'll find their links on the main page)-- waiting for confirmation to join.
Monday, November 27: CAMOS finally receieves the recognition it deserves. Our website has been accepted to join the WWWomen Web Ring. We expect our membership to be greatly increased. All Hail CAMOS! Also, the photo gallery is undergoing major reconstruction due to the high number of pictures on display. Please check this out, and be patient with us as we work--there's a LOT of pictures to work with.
Thursday, November 23: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! To all CAMOS and MASH members. May you all stuff your face with too much food and party your little hearts out, while Humper and Chomper slave the holiday away working at Bass Pro.
Friday, Nov. 17-Monday Nov. 20: Nadz comes to Springfield, and her return is celebrated by a three-day continual party. Pictures coming soon.
Thursday, November 16: Humper's surgery goes off without a hitch, and the doctor gives her some really kick-ass painkillers. Be nice and MAYBE she'll share.
Tuesday, November 14: Ahh...the first day back working on the page. I missed you so!!! Okay, um, let's see...due to the battle that occured on Nov. 9th (don't scroll down, there are no details), the definition of counterpart has been redefined. Please check this out. I will be posting the last set of party pix as soon as my phone gets reconnected...that should be within the next two days.
Monday, November 13: Humper finds out that she has to go in for surgery in Jeff City on Thursday, the 16th. Please wish her luck.
Sunday, November 12: Nurge shaves off his 'fro!!!! I still haven't seen it, and frankly, I'm a little scared to. Word has it that the "missing hair" was enough to fill TWO Ziploc bags.
Friday, November 10: Humper's phone gets disconnected, so that she is not able to work on the webpage for...GASP!...5 whole days. Yeck.
Thursday, November 9: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." I think that sums today up nicely.
Wednesday, November 8: Rules 10-15 have been added. Also, Movie Must See's have been updated. Please check these out. Also, Humper remembers update she forgot due to an O.D. on alcohol this weekend. Congrats to Laura, who recently found out she's got a baby in her belly!
Tuesday, November 7: Construction of the CAMOS Rant Board begins today. This will be a place for Succubae everywhere to spout off on whatever's bugging them or on their mind. We hope to have this up and running soon. Also, CAMOS now has an official email address: camoschicks@keg-party.com. Drop us a line anytime.
Monday, November 6:Early Morning: ManWhore and Chomper have picked out new pet names for each other--"Master" and "Bait", respectively. They also now have "a song": "Masturbates" by Mindless Self Indulgence. How sweet.
Sunday, November 5:Nurge realizes that he left his keys at the party, so ManWhore, Humper and Nurge drive back out to the park (45 minutes one-way) to find them. Upon returning to Springfield, Humper realizes she also left her backpack there, so she, Chomper and ManWhore drive BACK AGAIN to go get it. Humper realizes she spent about four hours in the car today. BLAH.
Saturday, November 4: Sparta Cave Party! Memory of this night is a bit spotty, as Humper tonight was introduced to a new level of stupid. ManWhore declares the motto of the night "Drink 'til you puke"...and most did. Order people passed out: ManWhore, Chomper, Humper for about 20 minutes and I was awake again due to noises coming from the orgy room, Nurge and Johnnie started getting sick around the same time but Johnnie passed out first. Tum was forced into playing babysitter, but got bored and decided to party by himself, until he ended up dry hacking and finally passing out for a while in my car with Nurge and I. After my 20 minutes of pass-outage, I stayed up trying to play mommy for a very ill but obstinate Tum, who was trying to make me go back to sleep since I was the one driving in the morning. ManWhore, Chomper and Nurge drove back to Springfield about 5:30am, Tum and I followed around 6:30am. PICTURES COMING SOON! Also, welcome Tara as our newest member.
Friday, November 3: Rule Number 8 has been amended slightly. We decided it was a bit overly insulting to a certain member of MASH. This member (who wields a lethal permanent marker) is not someone I personally wish to piss off, so I fixed it. Please go check this out.
Thursday, November 2: MASH members view the CAMOS webpage for the first time. They are presently plotting our demise.
Wednesday, November 1: Welcome to our newest CAMOS member, Bethany Ziskind, presently located in London, England. She's a good friend of mine and a totally cool chica. I'm glad to have her aboard.
Tuesday, October 31: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! No terribly important news for today. Sorry.
Monday, October 30: Chomper and ManWhore to do homework together and *gasp* they ACTUALLY do homework. Tum gets a new computer game and temporarily forgets how to answer the phone.
Sunday, October 29: ManWhore gets up at 8am to drive Chomper to work (no, he's not whipped, not at all...), Humper's Top Secret Mission is successfully completed; Chomper reinstates Humper's rank of 3rd level general succubus. ManWhore inadvertently gets to meet Chomper's parents during an accidental rendezvous at Mexican Villa; Steve, Tum and Humper play witness at ManWhore squirms.
Saturday, October 28: Club Sin...Humper out of town at her Grandmother's 80th birthday party...woo-hoo. Tum apparently finds a new level of tore up. ManWhore shows up at Christina's apartment dressed as a sex slave. Also, please welcome our two newest members, my little sister Christy and her best friend Carolyn.
Friday, October 27: Humper's Top Secret Mission set into action.
Thursday, October 26: Early Morning: Humper learns that both Tum and ManWhore are fully aware of her and Chomper's weakening, and that the incubae find it FUNNY. Also, across town, the LOST BATTLE takes place, where ManWhore caves...we all knew he wouldn't be able to make it a month. :-) Mid-Day: Humper informs Chomper of her early-morning news...Chomper denies PROFUSELY that she is whipped (much); concensus is reached between the two that the whipping is probably mutual. (that sounds so kinky). Due to Tum's discovery, Chomper is bound by duty to demote Humper from 3rd level General to Private First Class. However, her rank will be reinstated upon the completion of a top secret project.
Wednesday, October 25: Succubae Weakness #1 discovered--Windows Media Player Visualization.
Tuesday, October 24: Humper/Tum battle resolved peacefully. Humper later admits to Chomper that she is almost totally whipped by Tum. Chomper sympathizes and admits that she is pretty far gone on ManWhore, too.
Monday, October 23: ManWhore has assigned Kegatum a NEW official succubae code name: Humper. Also on this day, minor battle between Humper and Tum.
Sunday, October 22: Our first Celebrity members joined today! Please welcome Queenie, the Queen of the Sock Gnomes, and Smurfette, the smurf. Also on this day, The Sock Battle between Chomper and ManWhore.