The Succubae/CAMOS Rules:
- NEVER allow your buttons to be pushed. WE do the button-pushing.
- Show mercy only when it is truly deserved (i.e. when they're injured or ill).
- DO NOT STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL.
- Beauty and charm are powerful weapons; use them wisely.
- NEVER respond to the phrase "Bitch, get me a beer." In fact, don't respond to any phrase that starts with the word Bitch. Unless your given name actually IS Bitch, then you are the exception, but I would seriously consider having your name legally changed.
- Succubae NEVER jump to conclusions or overanalyze situations. We recognize that the male mind is
- much less complex than the female's
- usually on another plane of existence that occupies most of their mental capacities (i.e. porn, beer, pot, etc.)
and they have a tendency to not always think about what they say before it spews forth from their mouth.
- Succubae do not hold grudges. That is petty and unacceptable.
- Watch out for the Leader. This incubus is usually extroverted, extremely outgoing, highly opinionated, and VERY LOUD. Men are very impressionable, and they will tend to follow this man's example. Unfortunately, while this guy has great leadership skills and a very active imagination, he may APPEAR to be the least intelligent, which makes him difficult to sniff out. In reality, he is extremely clever and very ambitious, a highly hazardous combination. He should only be dealt with by 1st level generals or higher.
- Women were given certain weaknesses at birth. Use them for all their advantages.
- NEVER call the dorms between the hours of 4-5pm, unless you have a death wish. This is cartoon time.
- CHOMPER'S RULE FOR ANAL SEX: NEVER unless they let you do it to them first.
- If, at any point, you become whipped, DON'T ADMIT IT unless you want him to rub it in all the time.
- If he figures out Rule #12 on his own, well, you're probably still screwed, but don't try to deny it. He'll only rub it in more.
- If you do become whipped, that's still okay, you won't get kicked out of CAMOS, thought you may get temporarily demoted. As long as you're not TOTALLY WHIPPED, you're still okay. Besides, the whole "having whipped a girl" thing for the guys is a big stroke to their ego, and they need that every once in a while. Yes, even MASH GUYS get a little insecure at times.
- If you ever feel you are becoming more whipped than you feel comfortable with, watch any movie that stars Angelina Jolie. She has definite moxie, and you'll get back in the groove.
MORE TO COME...