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The Great State of Idaho
Idaho is known for two things -- white supremacists and potatoes. Three if you count puns made during geography class by third graders who spend too much time eavesdropping on older
siblings.
"Ha, ha! Miss Wilson said she's a..."
Brats.
Anyway, Idaho is now aiming higher, specifically for a "high tech spaceport." (As opposed to a low tech spaceport.) It's not as ridiculous as it might sound, however, as Idaho has at
least one thing going for it -- if the a ship happened to miss and obliterate everything within a fifty mile radius, no one would care.
Except maybe McDonald's, but I doubt they use real potatoes anyway.
Still, it makes one wonder. Who the hell let Idaho in as a state? Screw Whitewater. This is what we need to investigate.
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