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Few things are capable of matching the internet when it comes to potential for making people feel awkward. Like this poor ass, for instance. I still don't think he's figured out what happened. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent. And the guilty.) KCaliban: Allo, allo? Parlez vous francais? KCaliban: Sprechen ze deutch? FLK: un peu, uh... pas bien... KCaliban: Oh, tu est un fou! C'est tres amusant KCaliban: English? FLK: yes KCaliban: Cool. KCaliban: Because that's the only one I speak. FLK: you speak english? FLK: heh FLK: good KCaliban: Of course. KCaliban: I'm not some stupid American. KCaliban: No, tha'ts not right... FLK: ? KCaliban: Dammit! Shutup, Mr. Popo! I can't take this anymore. KCaliban: Mr. Popo is a jerk. KCaliban: Don't mess with him. KCaliban: Oh, I see, all condescending. FLK: who? KCaliban: YOU'vE NEVER HEARD OF MR. POPO? KCaliban: He'll come after you, man. FLK: Oh no. FLK: Who the hell is Mr. Popo KCaliban: Don't swear while using his name. He hates that. KCaliban: I think you should apologize. KCaliban: Say, I'M SORRY MR. POPO! FLK: Oh no, I'm scared FLK: Where you from? KCaliban: You should me. Mr. Popo will eat you. KCaliban: Do you promise not to tell Mr. Popo? KCaliban: (be, not me) FLK: oh, is mr. popo that killer goldfish ive been hearing about? KCaliban: Mr. Popo is a genie. KCaliban: He says I owe him money, but I don't. He's a lying schmuck. Don't trust him. FLK: Ok, I'll be sure to do that KCaliban: And a half-ass genie, to. I'm sorry, but genies are supposed to be free, aren't they? FLK: where are you from? KCaliban: Well? Is there really a "genie handling fee" KCaliban: I need answers, man. FLK: I uh.. don't think so, not from what i know from my experiences KCaliban: And all that "Lamp Matainance fund bullshit. Is that for real? KCaliban: Seriously? That's a relief. FLK: sorry, i gtg pack for florida, goin tomorro KCaliban: I didn't really mean to rub the lamp. And now FLK: Now you're screwed KCaliban: he's sending the thugs after me KCaliban: He's a goddamm loan shark. FLK: Genie thugs? KCaliban: Are genies loan sharks? KCaliban: WELL? KCaliban: NEED ANSWERS! FLK: No, they're not FLK: I have to go. FLK: Yes.... Florida......... KCaliban: Oh my god! He's banging on the door KCaliban: HELP! FLK: Hide FLK: Under the bed KCaliban: Tell him that he's lying! FLK: Out the window FLK: ok KCaliban: HURRY! THERE ISN"T MUCH TIME KCaliban: AAAAA! STOP IT MR POPO FLK: YOURE LYING MR. POPO KCaliban: bigger letters! KCaliban: Hurry! I"m not going to make it! KCaliban: Red letters! Mr. POPo hates that color KCaliban: It makes him shrivel up! FLK: YOU'RE LYING MR. POPO KCaliban: YES! YOU DID IT! KCaliban: I love you, man! FLK: everyone loves me FLK: cya KCaliban: Later. KCaliban: f |