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New Hope, PA- A warm hello to all our fans in warm, sunny Singapore! I am currently reporting from the middle of a snowstorm, where temperatures are cold enough to make your tongue stick to your teeth. I am pleased to report that I will be making my way back soon to rejoin all of you in our tropical city-state after making a quick stopover in Taiwan. My sources tell me that Premier Chen Shui-Bian's son's friends mother aunties father daughter's niece's auntie's friend enjoys our music and has offered to take the group on a tour of the island. However it is unfortunate that the rest of the group are unable to leave Singapore as they are too busy doing nothing, therefore I will make the trip myself. I bid you all farewell as I am rushed off to the awaiting ambulance to get the feeling back in my frozen legs .