"Eh look like Michael Jackson!" -- The MATS on Toh Muhammad Rayyan's long hair.
"Next time you better cut your hair or you're not stepping in my house." -- Mother of Song Xiuhua Shafiqah Nadiah
on Toh Muhammad Rayyan's long hair.
"For goodness' sake go cut your hair." -- Toh Muhammad Rayyan's mother on her son's long hair.
"Okaylahokayah next time I come back I'll cut my hair." -- Toh Muhammad Rayyan on Toh Muhammad Rayyan's long
hair.
"I want my dictionary subscription!" -- Mhd Haikel Fansuri Bin Mhd Latiff while attempting to translate a subtitle-less
version of Thai film Ong Bak.
"They look better when Haikel's not wearing them." -- Resident fashion critic Toh Muhammad Rayyan on Haikel's
new adidas shoes.
"I'm a metrosexual!" -- Toh Muhammad Rayyan, resident metrosexual.
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty...", "Bad boys, bad boys..." -- Repeated tirelessly by various members of the
MATS
"Wah the more you rub, the longer it becomes!" -- Cik Mah, personal mentor to the MATS on Amiruddin's refillable
eraser.
"Okay, since im feeling peaceful i'll let that sliiiide." -- Toh Muhammad Rayyan and repeated by many other people
"You should never trust anyone", "If you don't compliment yourself, who else will?", "nobody cares about you", "the government
gives with one hand and takes it back with the other. So, u should never trust anyone!" -- 4.4's ecccentric but
highly likeable E Maths Teacher Miss Dalwinther Kaur
"Rayyan... You mentally okay or not." -- Mr Ng Kar Kit
" Imran, you are the class chairman...", "Similarly..", "Joke. Haha." -- Mr Rao T Venu G
"Ramdan.." -- The psycho madam in the Estate Office
"Tolong", "Ah...ah.....ah" -- Cikgu Tan
"So ok..." -- Haikel
"Bodoh seh...", "If I had birdshit on my shoes I would be honest enough to admit it", "What's that? It's Butterfly shit."
--Rayyan
"you crazy is it.."
-- Imran
"Ade pompuan tak?", "Aku beloh Aku beloh" --Mirza
" Walauehh *licks goggles* " ; "eh u ah..firste grup", "Halllllllo...
"--China Swimming Coach
"Hey kamu..." --Aziz
"U expect me to follow u all ah?", "Malas ah", "you all should play Eye Of The Tiger" --Yazeed
"OMMMMM", "Laaaaaaw of Electrostaticsssssssss", *flicks hair* "That is ssstrictlyy out of syllabussss"--Mdm Yeap
Kar Wei
*scrunched up face* "Please lah boyssssssss.", "You are O level candidates...don't penalise yourself"-- Mdm Quah
Juat Mei
"Hey hello hello cepat sikit cepat sikit...", "Mirza, dah makan ah?", "Wo pu che tau!" -- Cikgu Lim Ann
Lay
"Get out!" ; "You! Triple D.C!" ; "U know ah last time got the buddha jump over the wall" -- Daniel Phua
"Mirrrrrrrzzaaaaaaa!"; "Khalillllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!" -- Mdm Rajeswary K.
