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*points at you* "Joke. Haha. "
--Mr Venu Rao

An electric train travels at 120miles/hr due North. The wind is blowing @ 20miles/hr due South. Where and how fast is the smoke blowing?

"An electric train where got smoke? Bodohseh" --Toh Muhammad Rayyan
 
 

Lembu panjat pokok. Nampak apa?

" NAMPAKsah bedek..." --Toh Muhammad Rayyan

 

Aziz bin Salim. Imran bin Abdullah. Lembu Bin apa?

" BINatanglah" --Toh Muhammad Rayyan

 

What's the difference between a jailer and a salesman?

"A jailer watches cells. A salesman sells watches" --Aziz Bin Salim

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