I may make you wonder, I may make you smile
I may bring the tears to your eyes
But when I disappear, Lord, you'll wish I was here
With more lullabys, legends and lies
from Shel Silverstein's "Lullabys, Legends and Lies"
If you're gonna have a computer then you might as well be entertained, right? I've spent a lot of time stealing .wav files and MIDI files from other people's pages, as well as the newsgroups, so now you can nab 'em from me.
Music
The following list contains MIDI files from my collection. If you're looking for more, see my Music Links . Unless otherwise noted, I've either forgotten where I found them, or they came from the alt.binaries.sounds.midi newsgroup. Heeeeere we go!
For now, I only have Elton John MIDIs to offer, he's my main music man and the basis of my handle (Tiny Dancer). These are all the great-sounding MIDIs I have of him right now, 78 in total, new ones will be added and marked as
. These will be either brand-new songs, or better (in my opinion) versions of old songs.please pay them a visit
Jennifer, Terry and Captain Fantastic
Believe - 36K
Bennie and the Jets - 64K
Big Dipper - 12K
The Bitch Is Back - 25K
Blessed - 61K
Blue Eyes - 28K
Border Song - 11K
Burn Down The Mission - 60K
Candle In The Wind - 21K
Can You Feel The Love Tonight - 27K
Captain Fantastic - 20K
Carla / Etude - 11K
Chloe - 11K
Circle Of Life - 11K
Club At the End Of The Street - 64K
Come Down In Time - 25K
Country Comfort - 87K
Crocodile Rock - 51K
Daniel - 24K
Don't Go Breaking My Heart - 52K
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - 32K
Empty Garden - 45K Thanks to Grishnak
Fanfare - 16K
Friends - 13K
Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding - 88K
Goodbye - 4K
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - 36K
The Greatest Discovery - 12K
Grey Seal - 28K
Hakuna Matata - 20K
Harmony - 19K Thanks to Michael Boyce
Healing Hands - 49K
Honky Cat - 71K
House - 19K
I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That - 43K
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues - 77K
I Need You To Turn To - 10K
I'm Still Standing - 44K
Island Girl - 66K
I've Seen That Movie Too - 31K Thanks to Blake Wallace
The King Must Die - 38K
Lady Samantha - 15K
The Last Song - 19K
Levon - 33K
Little Jeannie - 68K Thanks to Grishnak
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - 26K
Made In England - 26K
Madman Across The Water - 77K
Michelle's Song - 35K
Nikita - 75K
Nobody Wins - 22K
The One - 63K
Philadelphia Freedom - 53K
Pinball Wizard - 51K
Rocket Man - 42K
Roy Rogers - 38K
Runaway Train - 100K
Sacrifice - 38K
Sad Songs (Say So Much) - 37K
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting - 44K
Simple Life - 28K
Sixty Years On - 17K
Skyline Pigeon - 12K
Someone Saved My Life Tonight - 21K
Something About The Way You Look Tonight - 43K
Thanks to Michael Boyce
Son Of Your Father - 80K
Song For Guy - 70K
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word - 20K
Sweet Painted Lady - 19K Thanks to Adam Pringle
Take Me To The Pilot - 36K
This Song Has No Title - 20K
Tiny Dancer - 31K
Tonight - 21K
We All Fall In Love Sometimes - 14K
Thanks to Adam Pringle
A Word In Spanish - 27K
You Can Make History (Young Again) - 32K
Thanks to Adam Pringle
Your Sister Can't Twist, But She Can Rock and Roll - 41K
Your Song - 40K
Voices
If you're looking for huge files with long, rambling speeches, get the heck outta here 'cause I don't work like that. What you'll find below are sounds you can use with your various computer's events, such as Start, Exit, Mail etc. You can also find other goodies on my '70s Sound Gallery and my Sesame Street Sounds Archive.
A big thanks to the Wav King, Pete Nelson, for his untiring help. He used to run the glorious TV Wavs but that site has been closed by the FOX lawyers. You can still enjoy Pete's excellent work here
Official Bruce Campbell Sound Library
Also a huge thanks to the wonderfully anonymous Mr. Halloween on alt.binaries.sounds.movies and alt.binaries.sounds.tv .
- 2001: A Space Odyssey - 1: "Good evening, Dave, everything's running smoothly, and you? Just a moment ... just a moment ..." - 80K
- 2001: A Space Odyssey - 2: "My God, it's full of stars!" - 29K
- 2001: A Space Odyssey - 3: "My mind is going, I can feel it." - 43K
- 2001: A Space Odyssey - 4: "There is a message for you." - 13K
- Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson): "Hello" - 7K
- Bette Davis (from "All About Eve"): "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." - 51K
- Bogart (from "Casablanca"): "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - 47K
- Bogart: "Look, I'm no good at being noble. But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." - 89K
- Casablanca: "What is it?"
Bogart: "The stuff that dreams are made of." - 61K
- Bogart: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine." - 64K
- Casablanca: Bergman: "What about us?"
Bogart: "We'll always have Paris." - 65K
- Casablanca: "Round up the usual suspects." - 29K
- Bogart: "Suppose you run your business and let me run mine." - 30K
- Bogart impersonator: "Say, pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck?" - 49K
- City Slickers: Billy Crystal: "Hello." - 11K
- Coronation Street: Fred Elliot: "Hello, little budgie!" - 34K
- Dick Van Dyke: "Oh alright, you wanna play around, okay." - 28K
- Dracula: "I am Dracula. I bid you welcome." - 64K
- Frasier (Kelsey Grammer): "Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?" - 31K
- Clark Gable: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - 17K
- Robot (from "Lost In Space"): "Danger, Will Robinson, danger!" - 21K
- Groucho Marx snippet from "But, I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" - 92K
- Marilyn Monroe (from "Bus Stop"): "Why I'd go anywhere in the world with you now!" - 38K
- Monty Python: "And now for something completely different." - 18K
- Monty Python: "And there was much rejoicing." (lame audience "yeah") - 36k
- Jack Nicholson (from "A Few Good Men"): "You can't handle the truth!" - 20K
- Jack Nicholson (from "Chinatown"): "You're in charge, make a decision." - 23K
- Jack Nicholson (from "Chinatown"): "Relax, good to see ya." - 21K
- Jack Nicholson (from "Chinatown"): "Thank you for coming." - 13K
- The Outer Limits: "You are about to participate in a great adventure." - 34k
- The Brain: "I sense the pivotal moment of failure quickly approaches." - 38K
- The Brain: "Remember, Pinky, no matter how tragic and depressing these images appear, you must not react!" - 62K
- Pinky and the Brain: Pinky: "Naaaaaaarf."
The Brain: "What is 'narf'? Do you mind telling me what that is?" - 49K
- The Pretender (Miss Parker): "Thank God you're back!" - 16K
- The Pretender (Miss Parker): "I'm getting real sick of you!" - 27K
- The Pretender (Miss Parker): "That is twisted." - 23K
- The Pretender (Broots): "Hello? The eagle has landed." - 42K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "Every time I close my eyes I go somewhere." - 41K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "Rumour has it you're feeling vaguely unfulfilled." - 31K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "Hello." - 10K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "I need your help." - 13K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "Just doing my job, ma'am." - 17K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "Don't you get lonely here?" - 15K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "Uh oh, technical difficulties." - 26K
- The Pretender (Jarod): "That's a wrap." - 10K
- The Pretender: "Then one day, their pretender ran away." - 98K
- Reboot: Megabyte: "Clever girl." - 36K
- Sesame Street: Bert: "Yeah, yeah, how do you do that?! Yeah, yeah!" - 22K
- Sesame Street: Elmo: "Bye bye now." - 13K
- Sesame Street: Ernie: "Heeeeere fishee, fishee, FISHEE!" - 40K
- Sesame Street: Ernie: "Are you ready, Bert?"
Bert: "Huh?"
Ernie: "I said, are you ready, Bert?" - 33K
- Sesame Street: Grover: "Thank you for your help." - 12K
- Sesame Street: Grover: "Oh, I guess this must be love." - 25K
- Sesame Street: Grover: "I must do something useful." - 26K
- Sesame Street: Kermit: "Okay, well that's terrific!" - 23K
- Sesame Street: Kermit: "Hi ho, Kermit the frog here." - 47K
- Sesame Street: Oscar: "Hey, maybe this won't be so bad after all!" - 30K
- Sesame Street: Oscar: "Now stop this, I hate seeing you have a great time!" - 40K
- Seinfeld: George - "Well I've got just the thing to cheer you up - a computer!" - 38K
- The Simpsons: Homer: "Computers can do that?!" - 26K
- The Simpsons: Homer: "Welcome to the internet, my friend, how may I help you?" - 30K
- The Simpsons: Homer: "Haaaa ... website!" - 23K
- Star Trek: door opening sound - 15K
- Star Wars: Han: "Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!" - 27K
- Taco Bell Dog: "Here lizard, lizard, lizard! ... I think I need a bigger box." - 100K
- The Wizard of Oz - 1: "We must be over the rainbow!" - 40K
Judy Garland from The Daily .WAV
- The Wizard of Oz - 2: "Toto? I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - 48K
Judy Garland
- The Wizard Of Oz - 3: "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" - 61K
Margaret Hamilton
- Welcome: cyber-babe voice - 9K
- Mail: "Master, I have mail for you." - 46K
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Elton John's "Rocket Man":
"And I think it's gonna be a long long time"
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