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what kind of tasty goodies would he find? |
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10/7/99 Well, since I almost always order food in, I think he'd be in for a treat! Usually there is some odd assortment of leftover pizza, mexican, italian, american, hell if it can be delivered it's prolly been in my garbage at ONE time or another! But, HEY, I'm a bachelor and I'm too lazy to cook and I have a small kitchen anyway. Oh, my cat is the same way, she eats whatever I give her, so if Rudy likes cat food (eaten or post-expelled) you'd find that too. (Hey, we're talking about crude visuals right?) Tea anyone? - Chris "I hate coffee, just the Grinds" Murphy 10/2/99 A bunch of mixed tapes from the 80s featuring Thompson Twins, Smiths, Depeche Mode, Cure, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, The Go-Gos, B-52s, Love and Rockets, Missing Persons, Bauhaus... I've also decided to throw out my fluorescent spandex, legwarmers, hoop earrings, rubber bracelets, "have a nice day" stickers, cans of aquanet, jean jacket, blue eyeshadow, peter pan boots, lip gloss, chia pet... but keeping the wannabe gortex vest, seems to be making a comeback. 9/26/99 More bodily fluids. Vomit, syringes, foil, cotton balls, bits of rope, a spoon, lighters, a copy of the Dummy's Guide to Staying Sober. 9/17/99 apple peels garbage golf shoes areoplanes [sic] 9/17/99 Well, he most certainly wouldn't find condoms! I haven't gotten laid in some two years now! theShuffler p.s. that appears to be moldy salad and a gatorade bottle 9/6/99 Tons of half eaten vegan food my girlfriend said she ate until i leave the room and she throws it away maybe some Mail telling me that i wrote them bad checks and if i don't pay up there going to sue and thats about it i think 8/31/99 Well, I happen to know rudy personally and his love for bloody tampons. Yum Yum. He might also find some nasty snot rags. Allergies you know. 8/31/99 erotic thoughts written on torn up paper |