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  John Rocker is pushing for a brighter, genetically cleaner United States of America.Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions of Use |
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America is built on the strength of its families. The question is, what are families built on? The answer is people. Ordinary people. Lawyers and doctors, steel workers and schoolteachers. People like you. People like me.
As I speak, there is a new and ominous danger facing our families. It is a danger facing every man, woman and child. And only a handful of Americans even know it's out there.
It hides behind the face of your co-worker, your bowling buddy, even your trusted family physician. It's sitting on your PTA board. It's waiting in the hallways of your neighborhood parish. It may even be watching your children as they sleep.
What menace am I speaking of? The greatest scourge of the twenty-first century. My friends, I'm talking about stupidity.
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How soon should children be tested for advanced genetic stupidity mutations? |
 Humans evolve gradually over time. The changes occur so slowly that they are only observable when comparing human physiology over thousands of years. |
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NEXT STEP IN EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS?
Genetic mutation is the cornerstone of human evolution and the driving force behind man's rise from early Homo habilis, to present day Homo sapiens. Without these small but significant adjustments to the human genome, man could not have moved through the various stages of species development. This phenomenon still occurs today but in ways that are nearly imperceptible to all but genetic researchers. However, the same eyes that help John Rocker hurl fastballs into the strike zone somehow are able to notice purple-haired freaks, women drivers, and foreigners on the streets of Gotham.
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 It is your duty as a conscientious American to REPORT SUSPECTED MUTANTS. |
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Orlando, FL (July 7) - After participating in Teacher Appreciation Day at Roseland Elementary School, John Rocker unveiled the details of his Mutant Registry Bill to an assembly of faculty members, counselors and school administrators. Rocker took special care to highlight the points of his bill that would directly impact teachers and public schools. In particular, he stressed his plans to increase school safety by empowering individual teachers to evaluate and remove genetically enhanced students from their classrooms. This point was part of a larger provision that would increase school accountability for the safety and well being of its students. Rocker thanked those supporters who showed for this event, and took time to fight with demonstrators outside, breaking a few bones, and shuffling off into his limo before police arrived.
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