>>Chaos In The Basement<<

  My pen name is Maximilian J, and the pages linked here are his creations.  They are parodies, and as such are sarcastic and use irony.  Not everyone will enjoy the dark humor displayed here, but for those not afraid to laugh at everything, the rewards are great.

You've visited theOnion.com, and seen how close to truth their parodies of real news stories can be.  Now it's time to visit the Radish, my tribute to theOnion.com, and my own take on the world and its crazy inhabitants...us!

The Devil Goes Online, Just In Time!

--- The Blair Weed Project ---
A Sequel To The Blair Witch Project

-- Passing The Buck: An Essay --
Let's All Blame Christian Slater
For America's Gun Violence

  Back in the day, lots of folks were going just plain bonkers wondering what would happen on New Year's Eve 2000.  My take on Y2K.

THE Y$2K CLUB

MY VERY OWN Y2K DISCLOSURE STATEMENT

A Brief Message From Your Friend Garth Brooks

First There Was E-Bay, Now There Is

Wa-hoo!, The Premiere Internet Search Engine For Rednecks

Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Watching South Park

My television receives some really cool shows!

Eddie Van Halen & Roger Waters of Pink Floyd?
What next?

  Since when did NASA take requests?  Find out what the man on the street had to say about John Glenn's return to space at

October's Top Ten List

My thoughts on Mark McGwire's 1999 season

Halloween!

John Rocker's X-Men

Beavis Speaks!  (Kinda Sorta...)

Bloom County Rocks Out With Opus!!!

"The Music Made Me Do It, I Swear!!!"

Return To The Grand Entrance

Revised 1 May 2000