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We've got a place that we can call our own We've got a place we rent and live there all alone We've got two VCRs and two TVs The pizza man knows that we tip for extra cheese We've got a chef, his name is Boy-ar-dee We wash his meals down with lots of chianti No plants to water, we don't own a broom I think next month that we'll sublet the dining room

(chorus) Martha Stewart hates our new decor We matched our sofa to a stain that's on the floor And all our married friends, they think it's sad Living out our days in a bachelor pad

It's Friday night and I'm alone again I'm sick of Stimpy and I don't like Ren Empty bottles stacked on dirty socks My last six meals came out of a can or box We bounced the rent check and the landlord's pissed We made the Health Department's Ten Most Wanted List Another ordinary bachelor night: Inflate my girlfriend, go to bed, turn out the light

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[sound sample from Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D.:
Female voice: "Soon the dragon will dance through the hoop of Jupiter And from that moment on The monkey will ride the jaguar And the tiger will feast on the nubile The order of the universe is such That the Evil One will reign supreme through eternity There are only a few days left"
Male voice (sarcastically):"Oh, oh my. And I haven't even started shopping, yet."]

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Lyrics copyright © 1997 Stunt Monkey (Sarkissian/Rossi). All rights reserved.



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