(chorus) It's a white trash puppet show
It's a welfare state on blocks
Cash the unemployment checks
And drink wine from a box
It's God's blue collar ant farm
Budget petting zoo
It's a shame there's not a bug zapper
Big enough for you

Gum cancer man
With a farmer's tan
In a Chevy Malibu
The dog has fleas
Mom has STDs
From our daddy, Cousin Boo

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Lyrics copyright © 1997 Stunt Monkey (Sarkissian/Rossi). All rights reserved.