(prechorus) My head would split in two Next frame I'm good as new and then I'd swallow dynamite You know I'd be alright again

I'd draw the things that I need Anvils by Acme are all guaranteed Got no opposible thumb I'd solve the caper although I am dumb

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(chorus) I'll never age I'll never die My life is sponsored by Eskimo Pie All that is bad Is only pretend Everything always works out in the end

I'd be a sugar-filled snack I'd be on some kid's backpack I'd be a lunchbox for you I'd be a convict's tattoo

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(bridge) All the animals walk And they stand on two feet And the Flintstones and Jetsons Live just down the street They'd syndicate me In countries that have pyramids And you would have Gotten away with it, too If it weren't for us meddling kids

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Lyrics copyright © 1997 Stunt Monkey (Sarkissian/Rossi). All rights reserved.