"Our enemy is seeking to ruin our happy home." -Drucilla

"Frogs! Frogs! Get them off me!" -Willow Rosenberg

"...Get gone!" -Buffy Summers

"...It's in about nine hours, moron." -Buffy Summers

"This world is older than any of you know. Contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons, demons walked the Earth, and made it their home - their Hell. But in time they lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for mortal animals, for Man. All that remains of the Old Ones are vestiges, certain magicks, certain creatures..." "And vampires." -- Rupert Giles and Buffy Summers in "The Harvest"

"There's one thing I didn't really factor into all this. You're a thundering looney!" -Buffy

"I don't bite." -Angel in "Welcome to the Hellmouth"

"I thought you'd be taller or have bigger muscles. You are sure spry though." -Angel in "Welcome to the Hellmouth"

"I didn't read your diary." -Angel

"I told you to eat BEFORE we left!" -Xander Harris in "Prophecy Girl"

"Hello Salty Goodness! Pick up the phone and dial 911. This guy is gonna need some serious oxygen when I'm done with him!" -Cordelia Chase

"Wow! There's a demon for everything!" -Cordelia Chase in "Killed by Death"

"..she's such a little thing!" -Jenny Calendar

"I hope you mean like the wind." -Xander Harris in "Halloween"

"My mommy used to sing to me." -Drucilla

"Vampire in love with the slayer. It's rather poetic." -Rupert Giles

"The mother of the slayer is the mother of our survival." -Unknown Watcher