We made prom gowns for our fish. Carol's fish went for exuberant poofiness, Gail's preferred the slinky look. Careful, Carol, your lips will get stuck if you're not careful! We won the costume contest - but they haven't had a costume contest since then. I think they don't want to encourage us.

Gail's glasses frosted up but she could see a large red and silver beacon ahead - the prom dress.

Faces get frosty at 20 below zero F. Those are fish lips, not lipstick smears!