A man needs to have a brain transplant. He goes to a doctor and the doctor says, "Ok, would you like a man's brain for $10,000 or a woman's brain for $2,000?"
The man asks, "Why is the woman's brain so much cheaper?"
The doctor replies, "It's used."

submitted by Tory

Three men are on a boat fishing. Then, they fish up an old lamp. *poof* Out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since there are three of you, I will grant you each a wish."
The first man says, "I want to become 25% smarter." *poof* He starts reciting shakespeare.
The second man says, "Well, I want to become 50% smarter." *poof* he starts reciting math equasions.
The third man says, "Well, I want to become 100% smarter!"
"I don't think you want to do that," says the genie.
"No," says the man, "I really really want to become 100% smarter!"
"So be it," says the genie. *poof* the third man becomes a woman.

submitted by Liz

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