George had an addiction to baked beans. He thought that they were sooo yummy. Well, it just so happened that he farted...a lot.
One day George fell in love with Britney. He decided that he needed to stop farting if he wanted Britney to fall in love with him. And he figured that the cause of his farting was because of him eating so many beans. (a duh!) So he quit.
Britney fell in love with George and they soon got married. Well on his birthday he decided to go out in his car. But then there was this huge snowstorm. He decided to stop in this cafe for temperary warmth, but it just so happened that this very cafe was famous for it's baked beans.
Thinking that it was his birthday and all, George treated himself to a whopping big bowl of baked beans. He got in his car with the windows open and farted all the way home.
So when he got home his wife blind-folded him. She said that she had a surprise for dinner! George was excited. Then Britney heared the phone ring and went to get it. George sat down and started to fart. (His wife was out of the room, okay?) Then he waved his arms about to get the rotten-egg-disgusting smell out of there. He even had a little arosol can of antipersperent in his pocked and used that. Soon he couldn't smell a thing.
Britney came into the room and asked George if he had peeked. He said no. So Britney took off his blindfold and it was a bunch of his friends over for a surprise birthday party! (He never lived it down!)

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