Two Palestinians boarded a train from Washingto to New York. One sat in the window seat, the other inb the middle seat. Just befor takeoff an Israeli sat down next to them in the aisle seat. The Israeli took off his shoes and started reading the newspaper when one Palestinian said, "I think I'll get a coke."
"No problem." said tthe Israeli, "I'll tet it for you." While he was gone, the Palestinian picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Palestinian said, "That looks good. I think I'll get a coke also."
Again the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gon, the other Palestinian picked up the Israeli's other shoe and spit it. The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the ride.
As the train was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and immediately knew what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked, "This enmity between our peoples...this hatred...this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

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