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By Mike Nieforth, nezumi-chan@geocities.com

"Xenofic Writer"

To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles

XenoFic writer, XenoFic writer

Dear RPGamer, will you read my fic
It took me half an hour, would you take a peek?
It's based on a great game on the PSX
That I never finished
But I want to be a XenoFic writer.
XenoFic writer...

It's a dirty story of a dirty thing.
It's got Id and Citan and they have a fling..
It's not quite lemon but it's awful close.
And I can't stand yaoi.
But I'll suffer as a XenoFic writer..
XenoFic writer...

XenoFic writer, Xenofic writer

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
In WordPerfect format, version 1.2
I'd convert it into HTML
But I got no time
I'm too busy as a XenoFic writer.
Xenofic writer...

I've included all the rumours that I've herd so far
You know, I've heard the hero is a man named Kahr.
If you don't post it I'll keep writing still
And I'll flood the web
With my vision as a XenoFic writer.
XenoFic writer...