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Kyle White wrote Sun 11/19/17 @09:10 CST re last week's unisex name:

I had thought Audrey Chinn was Aubrey until I saw his name in
last week's issue.  He was Jo Ann Davis's dad, and he was notor-
ious for kicking his old tractor out of gear and coasting down the
hills in Sunfish and Roundhill for extra speed. His grandson Don-
nie "Donk" Davis told me that he did that one time with two wag-
onloads of  square  bales  of  hay  hooked behind the tractor.  The
wagons were swapping and slapping the roadsides.  Donk was the
last to jump off; and just as he did, the last wagon came unhooked
and turned over in the woods.   Just a little Sunfish/Roundhill lore
for you.

Silver Creek schools voted to secede from the West Clark
County School District (leaving  Henryville  and  Borden).
But if you live elsewhere in the county, you can still go to
school in Clarksville (separate district), or in Charlestown
or Jeffersonville (county seat) in the greater Clark County
School District.
                                  [courtesy Louisville Courier-Journal]

The director of a "no kill" animal shelter in Richmond  was
fired over the "euthanasia" of seven dogs, and two directors
who voted for the procedure resigned.

                                               [courtesy the Palladium-Item]

A woman can get a birth certificate for a stillborn baby un-
der Indiana law if she gets a death certificate for it first. . . .

A 12-year-old Michigan City girl underwent four surgeries
after being attacked by a 140-pound Bullmastiff dog on her
way to school.
                                              [courtesy Columbus Republic]

trekraus.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Scott Treiber Jr., WM, 5'8", 180 lbs, child molestation x4; Kirsten Kraus, WF, 5'3", 150 lbs, false informing; Khiry Wilkins, BM, 5'10", 175 lbs, robbery x2; Berrien County's: Juquil Damon Scott, BM, domestic violence x2; Erica Danielle Stoops, WF, larceny in a building; Willie James Boone, BM, domestic violence x3 (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

Senator Rand Paul's wife, in a CNN "op-ed," discounted the notion of
a long-running feud to explain his next-door neighbor's attack on him
in a gated community in Bowling Green.

pamela00.jpg,lexingx17.jpg, Lexington's most wanted: Pamela Clark, race, sex, age, height and weight unsaid, assault, domestic violence "featured fugitive of the week"); the rest, unsaid, unsaid, unsaid, unsaid, unsaid, unsaid (Herald-Leader)

Redundant street suffixes in Bowling Green:  Broadway Ave., Natchez
Trace Ave.,  Suwannee Trail St. (those latter two intersect),  Deerwood
Trail Ave., Hunters Crossing Way and Players Crossing Way:


And then you have Circle Ave., which does not close (nor does it arc except
at two corners).



And check out "A Ct.," "B Ct.," "C Ct.," "D Ct." and "E Ct.":

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon says): "Miss, if you were 30 years older, I'd be on you like a   cheap suit." – Leonard "Me, Too" Simon

An article in In Touch on line suggests that seven serial killers may be
"still out there," including the Zodiac Killer and the Night Stalker. .  .  .
"Me, too" – Corey Hairm, by Michael Jackson. . . . A transgender was
elected to the Virginia legislature.  .  .  . Robert E. Lee High School in
San Antonio, Texas,  was renamed LEE High School  (for "Legacy of
Education Excellence"). . . . Uma Thurman wished everyone but Har-
vey Weinstein a happy TG.
                                             [courtesy In Touch, Raw Story, NBC.com]



  

jerstaci.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Jerell Donte Thompson, BM, 26, 6', 230 lbs, tattoos both arms, domestic battery and opiates; Staci Jo Campbell, WF, 37, 5'6", 105 lbs, tattoos both wrists, opiates and paraphernalia (Sedgwick County Sheriff); aynjamir.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Alexix Ayn Hunter, 45, blonde hair blue eyes, 218 lbs, 5'6", possession of controlled substance (Heroin) PG1 o/1g-u/4g in drug free zone; Jamir Malik Ruff, 19, black hair brown eyes, 150 lbs, 5'11", bond revocation, manufacture delivery of controlled substance PG4 o/400g (Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week, Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

The Cleveland Browns almost won a game last Sunday in the
National Football League (the Jacksonville Jaguars beat them
19-7 with a surge in the 4th quarter, leaving the Browns at 0-
10 for the season);  but they played the whole  game  without
being called for a penalty,  for the first time since 1962.

Recent revelations regarding sexual harassment have promp-
ted me to examine some of my own behavior.  I  have  never
raped or knowingly sexually harassed any woman. I have al-
ways held women in high regard and tried to treat them with
respect and decency. But I have said things and acted in ways
that might be questionable.  I would like your comment.

I have often told women at work that they look attractive, usu-
ally citing their outfits.   On occasion I've done that with wom-
en  I  don' t  know;  but I've always prefaced it with a qualifier,
such as "I hope you won't take this the wrong way,"  and  then
added,  "but I would like to say how lovely you look."

When I have discerned that they are not offended, I have added
in a clearly humorous voice,  "Are you married?"  If the answer
is "no," I might say, "If you are not busy this weekend,  can  we
elope?"  If the answer is yes I might ask, "Do you fool around?"
That usually gets a laugh or a smile.

But with the emergence of "Me, too" and all the awakening con-
sciousness of women  – which I wholeheartedly support –  I am
wondering whether my remarks might have be interpreted as un-
wanted sexual advances.

I want to do right.  I'd appreciate your thoughts.
                                                                                Woman Lover

                                
                                  Bradley Moberly II              John A. Durbin II

(this issue brought to you by the luxury pet resort Paw-A-Day Inn):

timelif2.jpg Time Life Women Outlaws, Their Crimes, Their Motives, Their Methods: Bruce Mitchell was the winner in our latest quiz, with 10 of the 12 women correctly identified! He gets a free year's subscription to Tabloid Headlines! Here are the names: 1. Patty Hearst, 2. Karla Faye Tucker, 3. Ruth Eisemann Schier,  4. Bonnie Parker, 5.Stephanie St. Clair, 6. Leslie Van Houten, 7. Belle Starr, 8. Aileen Wuornos, 9. Leona Helsley*, 10. Amelia Dyer, 11. Sandra Avila Beltran, 12. Mary Surratt, * and/or her lookalike Caril Ann Fugaate

Malachi wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:14 CST:

No. 3:  That's Michael Jackson.  And No. 11:
That's Cher, isn't it?

J. B. Hines wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:58 CST:

No. 8 has to be Tanya Hodges.

Publius Leget wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:37 CST:

No. 2:  Is that the notorious Erin Lakes?

Jane Etta Darrig wrote Sun 11/12/17 @13:27 CST:

No. 5 looks to me like Brenda Lindsey.

Etta Jean Darrig wrote Sun 11/12/17 @13:28 CST:

No. 6, I think, is Lisa Thomas.

Debbie Proffitt wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:09 CST:

Isn't No. 1 Melissa Hennion?

Kathy Rich wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:44 CST:

No. 4 is Gretanita Jared.  I looked her up in
my criminal court files.

Jami Booker wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:38 CST:

No. 7 looks like Ailson Sanders.

Ailson Sanders wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:38 CST:

No. 7 looks like Jami Booker.

J. Rothgar Hemingway III wrote Sun 11/12/17 @10:15 MST:

Hey!  God damn it!  No. 10 is my grandmother!  You
retract that or I'll sue you, for libel!

Cathie Scott wrote Sun 11/12/17 @15:14 EST:

Why did I not see any  self-declared  trans  photos  a-
mong the 12?

Jeanie Parsley wrote Sun 11/12/17 @09:58 CST:

Where is my mother-in-law?  I didn't see  her  photo
anywhere  on the page.

A bald eagle found in Dubois County  with a broken wing
that had to be amputated, believed to have been caused by
his flying into a power line,  was  adopted  by  the Detroit
(Michigan) Zoo. . . .

Indiana was kicked out of Indiana University - Purdue Uni-
versity Fort Wayne (IUPUF, pronounced "FooeyPu"), and
the school has tossed off the old school colors of blue and
white  for Purdue's black and gold  and will henceforth be
known  as  Purdue  University  Fort Wayne  (PUFW,  pro-
nounced "Puff-We" – not to be confused with IUPUI, Indi-
ana University - Purdue University Indianapolis, pronoun-
ced "Ooey-Pooey"). . . .

Anthony Loveday,  a "transgender" inmate at the State Pris-
on for men,  convicted of child exploitation  and diagnosed
with "gender dysphoria," has, with lawyers provided by the
American Civil Liberties Union,  sued  the  state  for  "hor-
mone therapy." . . .

Seven persons were wounded in a mass shooting  at  a  night-
club in Gary – and six were wounded in a mass stabbing at a
nightclub in Fairfield, Ohio.  All survived. . . .

Old ordinances in the city of Peru  (which is pronounced as
the name of the country in South America,  not  "PEE-roo,"
as people in New York and Los Angeles would expect Hoo-
siers to pronounce it)  prohibiting  annoying  squirrels,  dri-
ving horse-drawn buggies on sidewalks  and climbing trees
in city parks were repealed.
                                                  [courtesy Columbus Republic]


                                                                         (it seems to do her better than meth)

archhurd.jpg Terre Haute's most wanted: Cody Archer, WM, 25, 5'10", 195 lbs, burglary; South Bend's: Samantha Wood, WF, 5'5", 155 lbs, cocaine; Wanted in Berrien County, Michigan: Gregory Donte Hurd, BM, assault with intent to commit great bodily harm less than murder (Wabash and Michiana Crime Stoppers)

A computer malfunction kept a man in jail in Louisville
five months beyond his release date. . . .

bradalan.jpg Lexington's most wanted (they're back!): Brad Moberly II, WM, 39, 6'0", 215 lbs, mobery in the 1st deg.; Alan Gay, BM, 43, 5'7", 225 lbs, predator; Teanike Hernandez, WF, 39, 5'5", 170 lbs, not real bright; Sary Salash, WM, 36, 6'2", 180 lbs, suspected terrorist; Rodney Thacker, WM, 53, 5'11", 140 lbs, piracy; Candice Smith, WF, 35, 5'6", 190 lbs, different spelling of first name, hairdo and pho, but the same stats and we think it's the same girl we pictured October 8; Carradine Hentz, WF, 26, 5'5", "featured fugitive of the week, burglary(dragged kicking & screaming from the Herald-Leader)

Four homeless persons within one block in Lexington
OD'd on Serenity, a marijuana substitute. . . .

A ring of prostitutes that visited Lexington was accused
of credit card theft.
                                                              [courtesy LEX18]

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon says): "They say you can look at a girl's mother and you'll know what  the girl will look like in 20 years, but I always picked women  who looked like their fathers.." – Leonard Simon

spanners.jpg Patricia Spann, 43, left, and her daughter Misty, 26, right, were arrested for incest in Commanche County, Oklahoma (Patricia also married one of her sons in 2008 - both marriages were annulled)

                  
                    November 19: 

Police interrogating a suspect in Kansas City, Missouri, were driven
from the room by his excessive farting. . . . Bills have been introdu-
ced in six state legislatures to shield motorists who strike protesters.
. . . Al Franken,  Sylvester Stallone  and three National Public Radio
news supervisors were caught in the SH crisis (for six more cases in-
volving legislators, see Harper's Weekly). . . . Katy Perry was barred
from China.
                                                                              [courtesy LEX18, AP]

Papa John's Pizza apologized to the National Football
League for blaming a decline in sales  on  its  reaction
(or nonreaction) to National Anthem protests.

       

                   

I am a lesbian.   My girl friend and I have been dating for six
months. We have an awesome relationship, and are very hap-
py and open with each other.

I know she has dated guys in the past  –  so have I  –  so I am
not worried about that nonsense at all.    But I recently found
something of hers that surprised me.   It was a pregnancy test
container, and one was missing with a "Plan B" pill alongside
it.

I  know  "stuff  happens,"  but I would rather it not happen in
our  apartment.  I'm tempted to bring it up,  but I'd rather not.
Would it be weird if I just threw the stuff out  without  telling
her, or should I say something? What if she wants to keep it?
I don’t think that would be the case, but it would start a fight
because, as a female couple, we should not need a pregnancy
test.

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but I would appreciate some ad-
vice.
                                                                     Surprised About It

liferoym.jpg Life Saver Dude: 'He needs an 11th Commandment'; Elect Judge Roy Moore to the U.S. Senate anyway: 'Ah didn't molest those little girls Ah dated, and there ain't nothin' ag'in it in these here Ten Commandments iffen Ah did!'

Howard DeFerrari wrote Sun 11/5/17 @19:49 CDT:

My wife took exception to Keith Urban being 60.  Shit,
she's right again – he is 50.   But I love your rag.  Read
it religiously every week.  Well, maybe not religiously.

A 7-year-old boy left a shopping center in LaPorte  in  his
mother's boy friend's car and led police in a chase until he
crashed (and was found hiding in the back seat). . . .

A man driving a truck was killed by a falling tree in Martin
County, southwest of and adjacent to Lawrence County. . . .

The same day, four unseasonable tornadoes struck Southern
Indiana – three near Salem, in Washington County,  and one
near Springville, in Lawrence County, northeast of and adja-
cent to Washington County; and a tornado destroyed 11 hou-
ses in Jay and Delaware counties, in eastern Indiana.

                                                [courtesy Columbus Republic,
                                                     Louisville Courier-Journal]

tafelski.jpg South Bend's most wanted: John Tafellski, WM, 5'4", 165 lbs, nonsupport; Eric Grill, BM, 5'10", 195 lbs, child molesting; Demetrius Small, BM, 6'1", 190 lbs, car jacking; Mark O'Banion, WM, 6'3", 220 lbs, arson (see the facial burns?); Berrien County, Michigan's: Gaylon Micheal Poe, WM, assault; Nathan Keith Remus Jr., WM, fleeing a police officer in a vehicle (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

The white principal of Louisville's Manual High School a-
pologized for telling black students he had faced discrimi-
nation for being white.
                                                [courtesy Courier-Journal]

leximost.jpg Lexington's most wanted: The Herald-Leader has reduced its "Lexington's Most Wanted" column to nothing but mug shots – no name, no race, no sex ("gender"), no age, no height, no weight, no charge. So, from now on, you tell us who these perps are, how old and
 tall they are, how much they weigh, what sex they present, and what they did . . . . Oh! But you still get this: "Disclaimer: The information in the gallery is provided for informational purposes only, is subject to change and may be updated periodically. Every effort is made to
 ensure that this information is accurate. The information on the gallery should not be relied upon for any type of legal action. Unauthorized or illegal use of this information is strictly prohibited. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TAKE ACTION ON YOUR OWN

A 9-year-old boy called 911 in Whitley County saying his
mother had been absent for more than a day and his father
had left with another child. . . .

A  gay  man  she wouldn't issue a marriage license to  was
pondering running for Kim Davis'  job  as  Rowan  County
Clerk; Davis announced for re-election, and a woman who
founded a county rights organization  against  Davis  filed
for the office.
                                                                  [courtesy LEX18]

A farmer was charged with 544 counts of animal cruelty in
Henderson County.
                                                             [courtesy USA Today]

       
             Mike Durbin           John Brown

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon says): "They say you can look at a girl's mother  and  you'll  know  what  the  girl will look like in 20 years; so looking at the daughter will tell you  how hot Mama was 20 years ago." – Leonard Simon

Reports that the white assassin of 26 white persons at a Baptist church
in Sutherland Springs, Texas, near San Antonio,  was into Antifa were
dismissed as "fake news." . . . October 29 may have been National Cat
Day,  but last Sunday, November 5,  was Love Your Red Hair Day. . . .
A woman on a bicycle who gave President Trump's motorcade the bird
in Herndon,Virginia, was fired from her job with a government contrac-
tor. . . . The French Academy was in a stir over gender correction.  .  .  .
Millions  of  confidential files stolen from a Bermuda law firm detailed
offshore holdings and tax avoidance of more than 120 politicians, inclu-
ding a prime minister and the Queen of England, a president of the UN
General Assembly, two U.S. commerce secretaries and three prime min-
isters of Canada. . . . Romeo the cat,  missing for more than a year from
his home in Kennebunkport, Maine, turned up at a public park in Unity,
120 miles away (maybe he thought his name was Roameo). . . . Mariah
Carey was accused of sexual harassment by her former bodyguard.  . . .
Senator Mitch McConnell called on  Roy  Moore  to withdraw from the
Republican nomination for Senator from Alabama if reports that Moore
was a sexual predator prove true.  . . .  Soprano  Audrey  Luna  broke  a
130-year-old record  at the Metropolitan Opera with a  high  A  (2¾ oc-
taves above middle C  (the editor of Tabloid Headlines can hit a middle
A-flat, two octaves and a half-note below Luna's – how about you, Jay?
Bruce? Fred?). . . . A ProPublica reporter discovered seven instances of
"fake news" cited in U.S. Supreme Court opinions  from  2011  through
2015.
                                                                                [courtesy LEX18, AP]

         

                        

My former boy friend once told me I was "OK,  not great"
in  bed.  It made me  feel  unattractive;  and now that I am
dating someone new,  I can’t stop thinking about it.  Am I
bad in bed?  Am I enthusiastic enough?  Too enthusiastic?
This is messing with my self-confidence.   How can I feel
like I’m a good lover?  How do I get my ex’s voice out of
my head?
                                                                          Wobbly Bed

Purdue University, licenser of Boiler Gold American Pale
Ale,  obtained an injunction against Sports Beer Brewing
Co.'s plan to  make and market Boilermakers Beer.

lifepuje.jpg Life Saver Dude to Pujo and Edward: And I hear you're both guys!  Izzat so?

:

Fred Dean wrote Sun 10/29/17 @ 10:06 PDT:

OK:  Who's "Scar-Jo"?

Scarlett Johansson.  It'll be only her third marriage.
To Saturday Night Live comic Colin Jost.  – Editor

The 36-year-old man accused of breaking into his ex-lover's
home in Jeffersonsville,  killing her,  and eating parts of her
body was found incompetent to stand trial.

                                    [courtesy Louisville Courier-Journal]

jacmiesh.jpg Terre Haute's most wanted: John Johnson, WT, 52, 5'8", 250 lbs, methamphetamine nuisance; John Brown, WM, 36, 5' 10", 170 lbs, burglary, auto theft (Wabash Valley Crime Stoppers); Wanted in Berrien County, Michigan: Jacqueline Marie Haney, WF, using a computer to commit a crime; Darrien Bailey McCarver, WM, tampering w/monitor; Miesha LaShawn-Marquel Fuller, BF, absconding (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

A concrete marker in the ground  commemorating Bowl-
ing Green's status as the Confederate capital of Kentucky
was removed from Fountain Square Park,  in the heart of
downtown  Bowling  Green,  to  the  Veterans  Memorial
Courtyard  between  City  Hall  and  the  Warren  County
Courthouse, about a block southwest of the park; a mem-
orial to the Spanish-American War went with it (Kentuck-
y never seceded from the United States, but it was "admit-
ted" to the Confederate States in 1861). . . .

Senator Rand Paul,  an  ophtalmologist,  was assaulted at
his Bowling Green home by René Boucher,  an anesthesi-
ologist,  who lives in Paul's neighborhood.

        [courtesy Park City (Bowling Green) Daily News]
 
The speaker of the state's House of Representatives se-
cretly settled a sexual harassment claim. . . .

A new state law defines "fictive kin" as a person not re-
lated by blood, adoption or marriage to a child  in  need
but an "emotionally significant" relationship. . . .

A  Louisville  woman  was accused of entering her son's
high school and throwing nude photos of his former girl
friend's mother on the girls' room floor. . . .

A police-sponsored haunted house in Versailles offended
some with epitaphs including "Joe Junkie," "Mary Meth"
and "Carrie Crack." . . .

A police impersonator pulled over a policeman in his pri-
vate vehicle in Louisville. . . .

A drunk driver backed over  a  3-year-old  trick-or-treater
in Pikeville.
                                                                  [courtesy LEX18]

vargdawn.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Dawn Vargas, WF, 23, 5'5", 160 lbs, cocaine (Bluegrass Crime Stoppers, LEX18); Jason Brown, WM, 48, 6'2", 175 lbs, failure to register as sex offender, looking askance (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

Quotations of the Wheat (Simon says): "I can't relate to Harvey Weinstein – they never took a   statue away from me." – Leonard Simon

ernestin.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Ernestina Flores, HF, 38, 5'3", 110 lbs, possession of meth with intent; John Frank Gomez, HM, 40, 6'0", 170 lbs, possession w/o; Wanted in Waco: Doris R. Griggs, BF, 56, 5'7", 160 lbs, theft (Abilene, Waco Crime Stoppers)

Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates were playing leapfrog  as world's richest per-
son. .  .  .  A customer who got locked into a convenience store refriger-
ated beverage compartment in Marshfield, Wisconsin, at midnight help-
ed himself to a beer or three as he waited to be freed at 6 a.m.,  and was
arrested for theft  (from one cooler to another – maybe he shouldna fled
the scene when the first cooler was unlocked). . . . The maggot-infested,
decaying body of a 4-year-old boy was found in a baby swing in a cou-
ple's home in Alta Vista Iowa.  . . .  An autistic 6-year-old boy was sus-
pended from school in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,  because his mother did
not remove his GPS device, which included a microphone. . . . The Uz-
bek who committed mohem in New York City last week  was  an  Uber
driver. . . . A Pakistani bride and her lover tried to kill her forced-marri-
age husband with poison and killed 17 other persons instead. . . .  A 12-
year-old  boy  committing  suicide  jumped  from an I-66 overpass near
Fairfax, Virginia, killing the driver of the car he landed on (he survived).
. . . The Ohio House of Representatives passed a bill,  63-30,  to  outlaw
the abortion of a fetus diagnosed  with  Down  syndrome. . . .  President
Tweeter's Trump account was terminated by a Twitter employee  finish-
ing his or her last day of work.  . . .  The  Japanese  company  Piala  Inc.
gave nonsmoking employees six days of paid leave each to compensate
for "smoke breaks" given to smokers.
                                                                                [courtesy LEX18, AP]

I'm dating a guy who works out of town and is home every
four weeks.  "Jake" calls and texts me often  to say he mis-
ses me all the time.  And he always asks me how  I  feel  a-
bout him.  He asks, "Do you even like me?"  I think it's be-
cause I don't drop everything when he calls like other wom-
en he's known.

I recently found out on Facebook that Jake went on a cruise
with a woman he used to live with.   She's been posting pic-
tures of the cruise and saying how much she loves Jake. But
there's nothing about the cruise posted on Jake's page. I told
him I read her comments.   He said he didn't know anything
about it and that she obviously was just thanking all the peo-
ple on the cruise for their love and support.    But  he  added
that she's a wonderful woman and that they'd be in a relation-
ship if she lived closer.

I said he is being unfair to both of us, but he responds that he
is not married  and  will continue to call me until I tell him to
stop.  Since then he's phoned a couple of times, and I've refu-
sed to take his calls.  Is this a case of  wanting  to  have  your
cake and eat it, too?
                                                                                  Daisy Mae

 

morganaw.jpg Wanted ^ in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichia, Kansas): Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week: Morgan Williams, 18, brown hair & eyes, 150 lbs, 5'5", bond revocation, possession of controlled substance PG1 U/1g in drug free zone; Amy Colyer, 23, brown hair, blue eyes, 120 lbs, 5'6", possession of controlled substance PG1 o/1g - u/4g; Liana Noah, 32, black hair, brown eyes, 180 lbs, 5'6", bond revocation, manufacture/delivery controlled substance PG1 o/4g - u/200g; Fidel Jaramilla-Cervantes, 28, black hair, brown eyes, 180 lbs, 5'7", possession of controlled substance (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers); racheluz.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Rachel Marie Herrera, WF, 21, 5'7", 125 lbs, tattoos left shoulder "Alysa Carmelo Jr.," right foot feather, distribution of opiates and marijuana; Joshua Lee Hayes Jr., WM, a/k/a Joshua L. De La Torre a/k/a Juice, 30, 5'8", 150 lbs, tattoos back "Avalina," left shoulder "TH," neck "Ginn," right arm jack in the box, aggravated weapons violation; Luz Maria Toral, WF, 27, 5'0", 190 lbs, bodily harm with deadly weapon, overstay at China Buffet (Sedgwick County Sheriff)

Fred  Dean,  Bruce Mitchell, Dave Surtees, Henry Velenosi,  Tim
Bamrick and Louis Pupich,  of Southern California,   Gerry Blue,
of northern California, Dave Foster, of Maine, and Jane Etta Dar-
rig,  of south central Kentucky,  filed a petition to  disqualify  the
Houston Astros from future World Series for desecration of "The
Star Spangled Banner" and "God Bless America." . . . Yasiel Pu-
ig's Encino, California, home was burglarized the night the Dod-
gers lost the World Series.  . . .  A referee refused to work a high
school football game in Monroe,  New Jersey,  after  one  of  the
teams knelt during the National Anthem.

 

lifefrec.jpg Life Saver Dude to Congresswoman Frederica Wilson (D-Florida: Hey, Freddy! Andy wants his birthday party hats back!