Sam Get a room Mom. (jane and Mike are kissing in the kitchen)
Mike: Hey Sammy, cool lamp.
Sam: The right sink is my sink, Princess powder puff, it was at my house.
Brooke: And that is my stress relief skicky fingers. (Sam is playing with
some of Brooke's bathroom stuff.)
Sam: Oh good God women why do you need so many products, with all these
potions and lotions you use it's a wonder your face doesn't slide off down the drain.
Brooke: Here are the rules, you may invade my space and destroy my family and
have my father fooled with those big brown bambi eyes you bat around like a striper
looking for tips, but this is one battle your losing. this is the line of death, cross
it and die.
Sam: You know Sadam, I feel no need to cross the line here.
Brooke: Why's that?
Sam: Because I'm getting the right sink.
Harrison: Ouch.
Lily: Ok you guys, next time she gets nominated for something we keep out synical
mouths shut and just support her. (Carmen is upset that her friends don't think she has a
chance in winning the Home Comming Queen title because Brooke is also nominated.)
Mike: And this one is of Brooke on her 10th holloween as Princess Diana.
Sam: Wow, Brooke what a strech.
Brooke: What did you go as Sam, bride of Frankenstine.
Brooke: Um I have an announcement to make.
Sam: What you moving out?