Sam: I'm doing a feature for the paper.
Josh: Oh are you going to try and get the drama budget cut too.
Josh: What are you doing here?
Sam: I'm doing a feature for the paper.
Josh: Oh are you going to try and get the drama budget cut too.
Nicole: Your dial is set on tundra. You need to give off some heat.
Sam: he's a walking steroid, I wouldn't touch him with a toilet brush.
Nicole: Ah, not without a bucket of spackel. Just kidding Carm, you know you rock my world.
Brooke: Me and Josh go a long way back. We have an understanding, that no matter how thristy we get we don't drink out of the toilet. <
Nicole: Hey Brooke she left out the I can't help being a slut factor.
Mary Besides why would Josh crave some virgin when he has Brooke.
Nicole: Take what that Lotia says with a lick of salt.
Nicole: If you want to take that Mary Tyler Whore's word for it than fine.
Lily: I'm only giving you this because they only have plastic knives.
Brooke: Do you think I can have sex when I have to deal with major damage control?
Josh: I don't know.
Sam: It's not a crime to be a virgin.
Josh: Yhea not for you, people would expect that.
Josh: Did you go to Ocean View elemtary?
Sam: We were in the same class.
josh: I don't remember you.
Sam: Yhea well we hung out indifferetn crowds.
Nicole: If Josh was dumb enough to trade down than let the loser go.
Brooke: I can't believe I lost both of the men in my life to the McPherson's
Harrison: You plan on driving like that?
Nicole: I guess not officer friendly.