2ND EPISODE "Mo Menance..."
Sam: I don't know, maybe if I had of said somehting like she wanted me to it would have made a difference.
Lily: Yhea, well I guess you'll never know will you?
Roberta: Ms McQueesn you can day dream all you want but it isn't going to make that new issue of Sassy plop on your door step any faster. Get back to work.
Josh: It's what I want to do Dad.
Mr. Ford: You're only 16 years old you don't know what the hell you want to do.
Nicole: Did I just hear an invite? I think we're at capacity.
Harrison: What's up Sammy is there half off at the sell out club?
Carmen: Do you know what I would give to be you for one day, for one hour?
Brooke: Until I droped down to 75 pounds and I broke a rib when I sneezed. So do you still want to be me?
Carmen: I was the best one.
Brooke: Yes you were the best one.
Carmen: Then why wasn't I picked?
Brooke: Because you're fat… I didn't make the rules.
Carmen: I know you didn't.
Nicole: I must have dozed off in biology. You know the part where we leaped frogged over the disection and moved on to cloning.
Mary: You're funny.
Lily: You missed it in bio. I took the 5th on the frog.
Carmen: You refused to slice and dice. That's so cool for you.
Lily: Is he meowing?
Carmen: I thought I had it bad.
Harrison: So Carm, I guess I won't be seeing you on a mikl carton anytime soon.
Carmen: Hey… want a fri.
Harrison: Or a doctor. Ow, what did you do to your nose.
Carmen: No, no, no we're not the same. Witness us eating greasy food with a homeless meowing man.
Harrison: Witness them skaing their elitest booty pool side and I'm sorry eating chex mix that I'm pretty sure taste pretty damn satisfying.
No, non, no you know what I'm sorry but someone has got to confront Brooke McQueen and tell her there is enough chex mix for everybody. She doesn't have to be so tight with her aperetizers. That's the truth that is going to set us free.
Sam: You know what? You're absolutly right.
Harrison; We shall over come and I am digging that.
Brooke: Sam, what are you doing here? Is this about lab or soemething because…
Sam: No it can't Brooke. We're talking about something RIGHT NOW… I want to know why my friends and I weren't ionvited to this party.
Brooke: Wait a minuet. Why are you barging in here and making a scene.
Sam: Why aren't you wearing you tireara?
Brooke: Excuse me but you don't know anything about me.
Sam: You know what Brooke, cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues. I know enough. I know you hurt people and make them feel bad about themselves and cause division.
Broke: Really, because you and your friends sit at your own table at lunch. You're a totle click. So don't you walk I here and judge me for doing the exact same thing that you do.
: Why don't you just admit it? You think you're better than me. You know what Brooke, the truth is you're not.
Brooke: I think you should leave because you're way out of line here.
Sam: And if I don't?
Nicole: Hi, Brooke, I think you should give her a five fingered solute across her smug little face.
Lily: Nicole, you are such a total bitch.
Nicole: Oh Yeah.
Lily: Yhea.
Nicole: What's up G? bring it on.
Mr McQueen: Brooke
Brooke: Dad.
Sam: Mom
Mr. McQ: What the hell is going on here.
Sam: Mom why are you here?
Ms McPherson: We shared a cab in from the airport and I came in when I saw the commotion. What is wrong with your nose?
Mr McQ: Party's are not allowed while I'm gone Brooke you are in big trouble.
Brooke: Ok. Wait before you ground me, why did you share a cab? What's with the tan, you're suppose to be in New York.
Mr McQ: Well, ah, there was a lay over at the airport. Jane and I met at the lounge. Long story short I went on the cruise.
Ms McP: Yhea and well…
Sam: Mom… what's that on you're finger.
Ms McP: Um, we're engaged.
Nicole; Oh my God the parental units are merging this…
is absolutely genies.