Carmen: And then I'll have, well a real boyfriend, get married, 2.5 kids, and a fully loaded mini van.
Brooke: Well it was sweet of her to ask us.
Nicole: Could you imagine, it's like being invited to the Jerry Lewis telethon.
Harrison: This may come as a surprise to you Sam but I am actually of a different gender.
Harrison: I don't know carm this party has some serious carrie potential.
Carmen I just have to make it through my hell week.
>Harrison: Hell year.
Sam: Hell decade.
Mike: When can I see you?
Jane: Maybe when the girls go to college.
Nicole: We've managed to clear our schedules.
Sam: Wow did Satan find someone else to go to the gates of Hades that night.
Carmen: And the worse betrayal of all, your Mom is swapping love with Brooke's dad.
Sam: So many evil plots to plan so little time.
Brooke: Wow even minimal chit chat goes straight to the gutter with you, doesn't it?
Brooke: Sam I actually like Carmen, she's…
Sam: Disposable. What finish your sentence.
Brooke: I can see why Carmen is casting around for new friends when the one's she has are going around trying to get people to blow off her party.
Lily: No, it's up to you to watch her back. It's up to me to push the damn chicken.
Brooke: You know what, you're like a super hero. Whenever I need you there you are.
Harrison: Cafeteria man. Able to retrieve and recycle in a single bound.
Harrison: hey no one got a glimpse of panties on my watch.
Sam: Why is it that I'm standing in a room full of people, but I've never felt so alone.
Sam: It's like five minuets with them and my best friend become a child of the corn.
Sugar:Girls who look like Brooke go for guys who look like Josh. We'e got no chance.
Sam: Nicole will do the dirty work and Brooke will stand by like she always does, spineless and yet perfectly preserved.
Sam: But FYI if your conscious calls maybe you could call it to call off your hence women. They're doing exactly what you promised they wouldn't