Harrison: Could it be because, oh I don't know, you're wearing a dead frog?
Brooke: Sam McPherson is hanious Dad, and watch out because those qualities are taught.
Lily: Are you kidding me? What are you wearing? It is criminal to wear fur. Do you know to make that single coat over 175 minks were anally electrocuted. That's torture.
Mary: No that's fashion. Well, well it looks like mommy packed you're lunch today. You animal activist have a yummy diet. Excuse me.
Lily: Everyone is starting at me like that fur freak Mary Cherry.
Harrison: Could it be because, oh I don't know, you're wearing a dead frog?
Teacher: Don't stare at me like a bunch or retardos.
Teacher: Hey teacher lady up there is acting kind of wacked, is she on crack?
Brooke: Look we both that this thing with our parents is never going to last.
Sam: Yhea, you got that right.
Brooke: Well because my dad is going to wake up and come to his senses.
Sam: Interesting, and this would imply that my mother is not good enough for him, is that it?
Brooke:Sam I don't know your anything about your mother, except for the fact that she moves fast.
Sam: Excuse me but your lounge lizard father is the one who booked this last minuet trip on the lust boat.
Brooke: failing your anger management class Sam? That's probably because you don't like your life very much and you wish you had a better one. Your Mom probably feels like she needs two parents to control you. I sympathize.
Sam: You know someone should throw a telethon, the profits of which would be used to restore your humanity.
Brooke: I'm cooking dinner on Thursday night anything special I can whip up for you, eye of nwet perhaps?
Sam: You know what, anything Barbie whips up in her easy bake oven will be just delicious.
Nicole: You know I should just send them an eight by ten glossy, I mean I can't believe how obvious they are.
Harrison: So Sammy, the piercing, Rudolph the red nose no more.
Sam: Yhea I heal quickly. You know Carmen the more I think about it the more mad I get that you didn't make it. The cheerleading system is this whole elitist system from the 1950's ran by pepper bottle blondes. The whole system needs to be over hauled starting with Brooke McQueen.
Harrison; Ok Cojoe back in your cage. Sammy listen I know you feel she attacked you but…
Sam: She did, she basically said I wanted to be her.
Carmen: I wouldn't mind being her for a day. That is my dream in life to wear a belly shirt.
harrison: But why don't you look at this Thursday night thing as a opportunity. If you and Brooke can become friends…
Sam: Oh never going to happen, no.
harrison; Hear me out. If you and Brooke at least become civil then maybe you could put an end to all the anomosothy that exist in this school. And Lil, love ya but that frog is spicy smell and you have got to do something.
Lily:Sorry not cutting it. Don't worry Johova.
Brooke: You guys I have an announcement.
Mary: Oh my god ya'll Brooke's pregnant.
mary: Well if it isn't Louis Lane.
Nicole: Well there are two sides to every story Mr Grant, or didn't they teach you that in community College.
Sam: Oh I can't believe I almost got sucked into your gravitational pull…
Brooke:Oh what ever…
Bio teacher: Eh Ginger, Mary Annr, we're not at home watching Ricki Lake, talking about the hos and freak outs, shut up and get dicing. Ah Miss Lily the weather report just arrived and there is an F5 tornado swirling around your GPA, you gonna fly up there and join the trailer park people in the eye of the storm or are you going to cut crocky and fall to earth safely in my strawberry patch.
Lily: Respectfully I choose to keep my purse closed and day dream.
Bio Teacher Great, just checking, enjoy you're F.
Nude Guy: Hey Nic, is this some new benefit, that the cheerleaders hand out towels now.
Nicole: You know it, we're full service gals and you're full unitalian aren't you?
Harrision: You had a hidden agenda Sammy, the funny thing is you don't even see it.
Sam:Who's side are you on anyway.
Nicole: Well we know who to blame don't we. McBitch McPherson.
Brooke:You're so right.
Brooke: You know it was fun. I felt like I spent the evening with the Brady Brunch or the gang from Different Strokes. Sort of one of those episodes of those of families in turmoil thrown together show that always gets cancelled because one of the kids robbed a dry cleaner to pay for his drug habit.
Jane: So Brooke which girl on the bunch did you always relate to.
Brooke: Oh…
Sam: Oh Brookes a Marsha, don't you think Brooke.
Brooke: Actually no Sam, I'm a Jan.
Mike: Well which one are you Sam?
Brooke: Oh can I guess? Ah, judging by that outfit I'd have to say Alice.
Sam: Mom, Principal Hall will probably be calling you tomorrow. My journalism faculty advisor got framed for sex with a student, the student being me. Don't worry I'm innocent as is Mr Grant, nothing happened. Brooke here just decided to get back at me for writing my editorial and made the whole thing up.
Brooke: I didn't do that. I don't know what you did last summer and I don't care. You'd like to think that I had something to do with it because it would make you're life easier because then you'd have someone to blame for you're problems. When your problem Sam is yourself. Now that you've ended cheerleaders and my relationship with my boyfriend maybe you can find some time and grab therapy, you need it.
Sam: No Brooke. You just have so many nice things and there are so may at our school who have nothing but their pride. And everyday you chip away at it, you take that away too. When is enough enough for you?
Sam: My father dies 2 years ago, did you know that? My mother loved him very much. Did your mother die?
Brooke: No she left.
Sam: With you as a daughter it is easy to see why.
Sam: Ok what ever, Yhea, you know whatever. I'm a bad person, I have vendettas. I suck. I hurt.
Harrison: Wow, dinner was that bad hun?
Josh; So um, I have an announcement to make everybody. I'm not going to be able to make it out tonight. It's just that ah, all week you know, all week long I've been hearing these voices in my head my dad, my coach, my mom, my girlfriend and ah, and I think what I need to do is just take a while to clear all the voices out and hear on my own.
Brooke: Look I'm sorry I slapped you.
Sam: Then there's you and me.
Sam: No. I, I deserved it.
Brooke: Two people who really don't like each other at all.
Sam: Well this ought to be interesting.
Brooke: Very.