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Goristavistania? Never heard of it.

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Herbert? Who's Herbert?
Why is Herbert your god?
So what did Herbert do?
So why's he still here?
Goristavistania? Never heard of it.
So what went wrong, exactly?
So what happened? Get on with it man!
Is that all?
What do you mean?
Ah. Well then. Aren't you special.
My Report on Herbertism
The Bible of Herbertism
The Annual Herbert Congregation!!!

 Really? How odd. Well, It's rather hard to find. People only come across it when they're lost, and if they survive, they're usually enslaved. Goristavistanians who end up in the same state of being as the rest of us can never seem to find their way back to Goristavistania, and usually end up finding jobs as taxi drivers in New York City.

You can find more information about Goristavistania here.