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Da Tyler Monster's Page



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| wut da MealMan sez bout myne axident! |

Yup, yup, itz me! Myne mom sed I cud haf myne own payge on hur websyte. Did yu see doze
shipz? Kummon, we haz sum pyrutin' ta do...I iz La Purrata de la Pata Rapida! (Pssst, Byda wayee, dat meenz the
gurl pirate of da fas' paw!)
O yah, an' jus' fur da rekerd,
I IZ a GURL! I gotted da nayme Tyler becuz it wuz da nayme uv a frend uv myne brofur Redford'z dat he missded.
An' boy wuz he p.o.'d wen Mom brot me home! So hur thot dat myte mayke him lyke me beddur.
Klik on da pikshur ta see myne tribyoot ta myne dawgee frend.
| Dis wuz myne frend Kelpie, hur wantud ta be me fur |
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| Haloween, bak inna '04, but hur wuz too sik ta wayt dat long *sad sniffles* |
| Dis wun iz myne frend Beebalalou frum Tribe! |
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| She iz da wun on da lef' |

Luk at da kewl pyrut cat flag myne Mom mayd me!
| Heer iz myne bote! Hur nayme iz Da Toona Scoona. |

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| We iz kummin' ta pyrut fishz sumwheer neer yu soon! |
I fink dat it wud be gud ta poot my bloggy adress on heer. Yu kan fyndit at http://datylermonsterhazablog.blogspot.com. Dis way I duzn't hafta keep kummin back ta du updaytz. An I iz gonna start pootin lynx on heer abowt uvver
katz on da webb.
BTW, we hazza kittin neow an' I doant lyke hur! I growlz at hur alla tyme an sumtyme I chaysez hur too. Mom
gived hur a bloggy too; lyke sum dum kittin iz gunna blog! Sheesh!! An' ta ad insult ta injuree, Mom sez
I gotz ta poot hur blogz addy heer onna my payge! O fyne, heer it iz den... http://blog.hellokitty.com/skittlekitty/
Dis pikshur iz eevull! <snicker...purrr>

Heer iz sum lynx yu myte lyke:

Deez katz iz krayzee! I wanna be a Viking Kat too....
Klik dis wun ta sea wut katnip duz tew us katz, woohoo!
Puzzel Piratz, Matey!
Myne MealMan fownded theez: Furst iz ah storee abowt a kat dat rydez onna bus!
An' dis wun iz abowt jinjer katz goin' fur walkz wif dere meowmie an' da dawgz!
| Dis krazy Kat mus' bee los'! |

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Sum uv myne heerowz:
Dis wun, Puss-in-Bootz, iz myne seekrit krush!
He maykez myne hart go pitter-patter!
Butt...Hobbes lookz lyke a hole lotta fun!
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