Dear Angel, I'm not sure if you handle the area of God's law, but I thought I'd write to you anyway. You see, I'm confused about something. I have the hots for a married man. I, myself, am not married, but he is. Now, I recently read the Ten Commandments, and the one dealing with adultry reads, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's *wife*". Now, I'm not anyone's wife, and neither is he, so wouldn't that mean it isn't a sin for me to jump him? Please help me, Angel. Hot and bothered Dear Hot and Bothered, Have you ever considered law school? With your instincts for finding loop holes in the law, you'd be a natural for the practice of law. I concur with your interpretation of the commandment----although I can't speak for God-----and wish you the best of luck. However, I caution you about ogling the guy's butt. Remember there's another rule about coveting your neighbor's ass! And a bonus for my readers: Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good. 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't: 1. Think you can get me off?
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