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Mothers Throughout History

Michelangelo's Mother:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

Mona Lisa's Mother:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

Columbus' Mother:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"

Napoleon's Mother:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

Paul Revere's Mother: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

George Washington's Mother:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

Abraham Lincoln's Mother:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

Thomas Edison's Mother:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"

Albert Einstein's Mother:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

Mary's Mother:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

Jonah's Mother:
"That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."

Just Do It!

A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. "Justin," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?" Justin answered the correct airline.

"Sandra, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Sandra answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

"Now Allison, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And Allison answered, "Mom..."

Sage Medieval Astrologer

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.

The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him: "Tell me when you will die!"

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered finally. "I only know that whenever I do die, you will die two days later."

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Interesting Fact

It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head.

An Aspiring Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

When I told my friend I wanted a Thesaurus for my birthday, he said, "Don't be silly, they've been dead for millions of years!"

Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back!"

Snow Delay

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

Words of Wisdom

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes."

- Steven Wright

His qualifications as a math teacher just didn't add up.

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