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A Brief Gandhi Biography

Q: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. All of this made him what?

A: A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

International Toilets

A Canadian, a Russian, and an American each bought a toilet. The Russian bought a wooden toilet, the Canadian bought a marble toilet, and the American bought a musical toilet.

The next day the Canadian came back to complain and said, "I want a refund. Every time I use the toilet, I slip off."

The day after that the Russian came and complained, "I want a refund. Every time I sit on the toilet I get splinters in my bottom."

The following day, the American came to say, "I want a refund. Every time I sit down, I hear my national anthem and have to stand up."

Italian Toilet
If you enjoy toilet humor, please check out:

Mr. Sedivy's Italian Toilet Tour

Bizarre Book Titles
(These are actual books - check them out!)

1. Mated With A Clown; 1884
2. Our Lady of the Potatoes; 1995
3. The Joy of the Upright Man; 1619
4. My Invisible Friend Explains the Bible; 1971
5. Follow Your Broken Nose; 1950
6. The Great Pantyhose Crafts Book; 1982
7. Pernicious Pork; or, Astounding Revelations of the Evil Effects of Eating Swine Flesh; 1903
8. Thirty-six Reasons for Believing in Everlasting Punishment; 1887
9. 1587. A Year of No Importance; n.p.
10. Life and Laughter 'midst the Cannibals; 1926

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How's Your French?

"In France, they're having trouble translating a lot of Internet terms into French. In France the law is you have to use French words."

"For example, there are no French words for surfing the Web, there aren't any French words for chat session, and there aren't any French words for hacker."

" Of course, a lot of other words don't translate to French either: military victory, deodorant..."

- Jay Leno

I'll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal.

Q: What is the definition of a fad?

A: Something that goes into one era and out the other.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

- Sir. Winston Churchill

Strange, But True

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

Stranger Than Fiction?

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

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