The owner of this Cafe came to us from, Coney Island.
Hot dogs, foot long, only $3.00.
$25.00 if you add mustard and onions.
The french fries are unbelievable.
He has them shipped in from France.
And, they are only 10 days old when they arrive.
The bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches are terrific.
And, at lunch time, when you only have an hour.
Service is guaranteed in 2 hours.
So, stop by and have a great lunch.
And you can order your favorite cookies in advance.
Cookies, are 15 cents a dozen.
Wonderful choices to.
Peanut Butter, made with artificial peanuts.
Chocolate Chip, made from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory.
Sugar Cookies, made from Sweet and Low.
And of course the best of all.
Oat meal cookies, from fresh cut oats.
Or, those thinking of tying the knot.
DR. B. has opened her shop.
Got a problem?
DR. B. has an answer.
From, if you should wear pajamas with feet in them.
Or, if you should eat garlic before going to bed.
Or, if your new wife really minds having the cow in the kitchen.
She can tell you why your hens are only laying 50 dozen eggs a day.
Her prices are unique.
$372.75 an hour.
She also will visit your home or office.
Charges only $918.29, for those visits.
Appointments are necessary.
Phone: Belvedere 9000.
Hours are 3am to 7am.
Her motto:
Ask DR B.
This shop has some different toppings.
A 2 inch pizza, for $18.00, has pecans, and grape jelly.
A 6 inch pizza at the low low price of $35.00, has toppings of peanut butter and pineapple.
And the shop special, for only $150.00 is a 150 inch.
The toppings on this mouth watering pizza is,
Cheese, (goat), pork chops, pork and beans, and to top it off, egg plant.
But, remember to bring a treat for the Hamsters, or you won't get served.
The beans then are foot stomped on location.
She uses only the best water to make her coffee.
A rain barrel of water is collected every time it rains.
The coffee prices are very reasonable.
$25.00 a cup.
Remember these are foot stomped beans.
Imported coffee, comes from Jupiter, and arrives every 16 years.
Many flavors of coffee are offered.
Chili.
Watermelon.
Hot pepper.
But, the best seller is:
Bleach Flavored.